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    EVASIVE AQUARIUS...

    Go Back  The Irksome Journeys of March 2003    Go Forward
    Salutations, O vacuous airheads! How is everything in your personal la-la land of friends, hopes and wishes? No, don't tell me. There are things it is better for a normal person not to know. Tragic love dogged your footsteps last month for you had to leave a relationship that asked you to be a responsible person for five minutes and your grief on leaving will have lasted nearly as long again.

    However, that's history so we can move on to the vile and bitter prognostications for miserable March. With a New Moon in Pisces and your solar second house, you decide to make changes with personal finances and either spend more or less by reversing the recent trend. It's fascinating so far, isn't it! No wonder I'm falling asleep. I'll have to make up something awful to help me keep my wits about me! Great heavens, little airheads! That's it! With Venus the goddess in your sign, you have mystical powers of attraction, but as Mercury the messenger conjoins with revolutionary Uranus, you open your mouth and the glamour fades instantly. Mighty Mars moves into Capricorn and your solar twelfth house, bringing assault from hidden enemies and perhaps even incarceration in a war zone. Revolutionary Uranus then moves into Pisces and your solar second house. Thus you lose your money through a stock market crash or a hole in your pocket. You're broke, little airheads! What will you do? With Venus the goddess conjoining with mystic Neptune, you begin busking in the streets. But, with the great Sol Invicti squaring sober Saturn, everyone hates your act and won't give you money. You decide to become a street orator instead (Mercury squaring Pluto) but no one understands what you're talking about and minor officials appear on the pavement and make you move on.

    Come the Full Moon in Virgo, you give up the idea of being personally successful and try credit card fraud to obtain funds. That works quite well. You embark on a life of crime and, when the great Sol Invicti and Mercury the messenger move into Aries and your solar third house, you buy a bright red car and go looking for action. As Venus the goddess conjoins with revolutionary Uranus in Pisces, you meet an incredibly rich and beautiful person with a speech impediment or a limp. You ask them to marry you so you can live off their money. Will it all work out, little airheads? Or does fate have a surprise in store? Click here next month and see.


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    Leo, the Lion

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