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    EVASIVE AQUARIUS...

    Go Back  The Oracle of Bitter Truth for September 2001    Go Forward
    Greetings, airheaded vacuities! How's everything in the spacious region between your ears? I, Asperitus, the oracle of bitter truth, am about to fill that desert with my vile prognostications. Weep and tremble as my fingers poise in readiness above the keyboard like an adder preparing to strike. Oh, I forgot. You empty airheads don't do emotion, do you! You've evolved beyond feeling and entered some other realm where all the hideous air signs congregate and talk about life as though it's a kind of televised event for the entertainment of the inanely youthful and culturally bereft masses of the post-modern era. Perhaps it is. Certainly, if it has any significance beyond that, the denizens of this benighted earth have so far failed to discover it (I include you airheads in that rich and varied category). But what am I saying! How could I be so wrong! Life is a miniseries and you are the perpetual star! Every day is another episode in the fabulous journey of your life while the world is your captive audience (chains may be involved).

    The scourge of September begins with Mercury the messenger moving into Libra and your solar ninth house. You'll be talking a lot about religion, philosophy and your exotic travels. With Venus the goddess still in Leo and your solar seventh house, your new partner and all your close associates at your new job at the website (of course you've made a million friends there already) will be the audience for these fascinating discourses. As interesting as this may be for you, with Venus the goddess opposing mystic Neptune in your own sign, your partner simply wanders off one morning and doesn't come back. At first you think she/he has become lost, but further investigation proves she/he is no longer at the same address. However, she/he has left a letter for you saying that if you ever attempt to track her/him down and talk to her about religion and philosophy and the like, one of you will die. You decide she/he wasn't really right for you anyway and continue on your romantic travels, talking and laughing with the other sickening, like-minded beings of your tiny cosmos. Come the FULL MOON in Pisces and your solar second house and a dose of cosmic tension between the great Sol Invicti, underworld Pluto and sober Saturn, money problems start to haunt you again as you realize you've overextended the new credit to pay off your old debts. Steps must be taken.

    On September 8th, when giant Jupiter, monarch of the Heavens wrestles with Mercury the messenger and mighty Mars moves into Capricorn and your solar twelfth house, you decide to start importing drugs (through one of your Venezuelan connections) to make a little extra money. By the middle of the month, you suddenly find yourself involved in an underworld operation of some proportion as you've linked up the world music website with your old Venezuelan connections and have become a major purveyor of illicit substances. Venus the goddess in opposition to revolutionary Uranus catapults you into new and entirely unsavoury partnerships. Come the NEW MOON September 17th, you find a whole world of crime opens up before you. Prostitution, illegal gambling, people smuggling, all of these and more beckon you forward into the fascinating underworld of your solar eighth and twelfth houses. But, little airheads, a surprise awaits you.

    September 22nd brings the EQUINOX. As the great Sol Invicti moves into Libra and your solar ninth house, you discover that your entire adopted family (which was in fact the entire village) from the mountains in Venezuela has tracked you down through the illicit drug trade. They have now purchased an illegal passage on a people smuggling ship and are headed your way to be reunited with the head of the clan. Gadzooks! What will you do? Don't ask me now, I have a headache. Wait till next month when all will be revealed, little water-bearing nonentities.


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