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EVASIVE AQUARIUS...

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Aquarius With narcotic Neptune and cranky Chiron in your hideous sign, you will wonder who you are, cross-dress and take drugs while performing all manner of eccentric and saltatory gyrations in the public street. You will narrowly avoid traffic accidents while other drivers hurl abuse in your general direction. With Saturn retrograde in Virgo, you will lose your money through poor investments made by the bitter old miseries that work in your brokerage.

As the great Sol Invicti rolls into Taurus, you will sell all your furniture and try to borrow money from your parents. However, they'll refuse lend you any more, leaving you sitting around wondering why your life isn't the gorgeous romp it once was.

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