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Aries With Mars in Cancer, you will suffer a stomach upset from a surfeit of milk, custard or seafood. You will fight with family members, attempt household repairs and have tantrums when you break things or hit your person with a blunt instrument or a sharp edge.

With a New Moon in your odious sign, you will fight with minor officials, prance about in ghastly red garments and become delusional about your abilities. When the great Sol Invicti clatters drunkenly Taurus, you'll have to get a job because no one will give you any more money. However, as a Full Moon then comes in evil Scorpio, you will get the sack for trying to embezzle company funds.

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