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CRABBY CANCER...

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Cancer As Mars is still in your appalling sign, you'll be busy thrashing your family and beating up people in the street until the police warn you to stop.

As a New Moon comes in Aries, you will start a new business involving a website where people can log on to sneer at those that have recently gone bankrupt and can no longer afford a home. This will be highly successful, as the human race always loves to kick someone when they're down.

With the great Sol Invicti then in Taurus and a Full Moon in Scorpio, you will importune your friends to have sex with you to save you the trouble and expense of taking someone on a date.

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