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    CAUSTIC CAPRICORN...

    Go Back  The Oracle of Bitter Truth for December 2001    Go Forward
    Greetings, little goat type things with stringy beards, monotonous voices and a generally depressed manner. Is your life trudging along as usual because of your fear of the new and your inability to change. I expect so! You leave a trail of predictable footsteps behind you. And what lies ahead? Will it be the same and more of the same? Read here! Discover the vile and bitter prognostications that flow from the oracle of bitter truth, myself! Asperitus, by name!

    Welcome to the month of deleterious December, little goat type tragedies! This month, like so many others in an inexorable procession, begins with the FULL MOON. Here the ghastly radiance of Lady Moon in Gemini lights up your solar sixth house and propels you along on a tide of minor ailments, interruptions to your schedule and difficulties with females in the armed services. Still, you like it when things are miserable. It justifies the inane view of the world you cling to.

    At the close of business for last month, we left you in disguise and trying to avoid retribution from everyone who hates you (perhaps that should just read 'everyone’). There is also a vast amount of money required to service your outstanding debts and you barely possess more than a few dollars of the necessary. As Venus the goddess enters Sagittarius and your solar twelfth house, you decide to hide away in a religious institution that does charity work for the sick and the homeless. However, as Mercury the messenger and the great Sol Invicti spend a great deal of time crashing around with underworld Pluto, you almost end up as a basket case in the very institution in which you’ve volunteered to work.

    However, by the time mighty Mars moves into Pisces and your solar third house, you’re up and about again and able to push the tea trolley round to the various members of the incapacitated public you’re expected to serve. But, the bulk of them find your manner irritating (no surprises there) and refuse to accept your tender ministrations with good grace. Some of them even hurl their teacups and sugar spoons at your retreating figure. As Chiron now moves into your own sign, you’re deeply moved by these incidents. Instead of putting the offenders’ names down in a little book for revenge at a later date as you normally would, you stop work and begin to wonder deeply if there's actually something wrong with you.

    When the NEW MOON in Sagittarius and your solar twelfth house brings with it a solar eclipse, you experience a profound spiritual revelation and decide that you have to change. As mighty Mars opposes sober Saturn, you refurbish the tea trolley (at your own expense from the last of your meagre funds. Then, with Venus in your own sign and mighty Mars wrestling with underworld Pluto, you dredge up deep emotional memories from the cauldron of your deepest unconscious. These are memories of how to be nice to people, acquired in some past life that occurred long before this one. Thus you set out with your bright and shining new trolley and manner, ready to charm the world. We’ll see how this goes, little goatish nonentities! We’ll see!


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