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    GRUESOME GEMINI...

    Go Back  The Irksome Journeys of May 2003    Go Forward
    Ho to you, little air sign twits! Last month we left you bereft and lonely on a beach far away. Despite the idyllic nature of such a development from my perspective, we must travel further down the corridors of your life in accordance with the vile and bitter prognostications for which I am justly famous.

    A New Moon comes in oafish Taurus and your solar twelfth house, causing you to embrace the spiritual side of things. You leap to your feet and rush to find the nearest set of cloisters. There, as the great Sol Invicti clashes with mystic Neptune, you meet a mysterious robed figure with a thick neck and a beautiful speaking voice. However, as Mercury the messenger is retrograde, he speaks a language you can't understand while he cannot understand you. Nonetheless, entranced by his radiant smile and mellifluous tones, you follow him on a trek into the high mountains that loom in the distance (a thing proper for mountains to do). However, the trek lasts longer than your infatuation. As Mercury, mighty Mars and Neptune clash in the Heavens, you fall exhausted to the ground, the batteries in your mobile depleted and with neither a cab nor a coffee bar in sight. Your mysterious guide has disappeared.

    The Full Moon comes in odious Scorpio, bringing a lunar eclipse in your solar sixth house. Exhaustion leads to delirium as you lie in the snow. Your health and strength are ebbing fatally away. You're wracked and tormented by visions. Great heavens, little air sign twits! You might die there, alone and unloved! Oh well! How sad! Never mind! But what's this? Mercury goes direct and the great Sol Invicti squares revolutionary Uranus. You rise up from your exhaustion, suddenly renewed. Your head is filled with divine and ineffable wisdom.

    As Mercury conjoins with Venus the goddess and both clash with mystic Neptune, you decide to race back to the world of ordinary people and tell of your extraordinary experience so that they will admire and respect you. You arrive at the nearest town. A crowd gathers. You open your mouth to speak. But what's this, little air sign imbeciles? The New Moon comes in your sign, bringing a solar eclipse and you're struck insensate on the spot! You no longer no who you are or what you are doing! Agony for you, but quite amusing for the rest of us! What will happen now? Click here next month and see.


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    Aries, the Ram
    Aries, the Ram

    Taurus, the Bull
    Taurus, the Bull

    Gemini, the Twins
    Gemini, the Twins

    Cancer, the Crab
    Cancer, the Crab

    Leo, the Lion
    Leo, the Lion

    Virgo, the Virgin
    Virgo, the Virgin

    Libra, the Scales
    Libra, the Scales

    Scorpio, the Scorpion
    Scorpio, the Scorpion

    Sagittarius, the Archer
    Sagittarius, the Archer

    Capricorn, the Sea Goat
    Capricorn, the Sea Goat

    Aquarius, the Water Bearer
    Aquarius, the Water Bearer

    Pisces, the Fishes
    Pisces, the Fishes

     
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