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    Go Back  The Oracle of Bitter Truth for May 2001    Go Forward
    Alone you sit, monarch of all you survey! A depressing prospect, isn't it! You've tried everything in the last little while. Spirituality, substance abuse, changing partners, changing jobs, changing your mind, changing your diet, changing your attitude .... ! No, cancel that last one! You haven't sunk that low yet.

    Now, you were probably too scared to dance with the devil on Walpurgis Eve and you are most likely too stuck up to march with the workers on Mayday. So, given that the rest of your life is such a shambles, the only thing left is to follow the behest of Saturn, the lord of fateful reward, as he makes his transit through the sign of Gemini and your solar eleventh house. You need to learn the genuine spirit of cooperation over these next two years. Now, this learning will not revolve around whether you like people or not or whether they like you or not. There are lots of people you don't like, the ugly, the badly dressed, the disrespectful (to you especially) and so on. There are also people who don't like you (it's hard for you to believe this, I know, but you can take my word for it). But this liking and disliking doesn't have anything to do with whether you can cooperate or not. You need to be an expression of the spirit of cooperation and not the grand centre around which everything revolves. Given the difficulty of the task that confronts you, you could simply give up now and treat astrology as a bad joke (like I do). Or you could genuinely try to come to grips with the concept of the real equality of all human beings in the manner of your opposite sign of Aquarius, but then nobody likes them because they're all such flaky weirdoes! I guess we'll wait and see on that one, but don't think that anyone here is holding their breath.

    The merry month of May begins with the great Sol Invicti and Mercury the messenger in the sign of Taurus and your solar tenth house of work and profession. And, as the great Sol Invicti is separating from a square to nebulous Neptune in Aquarius and your solar seventh house of relationships, doubtless there is going to be another run-in with deceit, disillusion or disenchantment in regard to partners, husbands, wives or significant others. This will doubtless have repercussions in the professional arena, but duty calls so the good lion must answer. Take it all in your stride anyway. People come into this life to disappoint you and thus test the depths of your endless vanity and self-approbation. No bottom so far!

    The end of the first week of May will bring excitement and merriment unparalleled. Venus the goddess is still in Aries and your solar ninth house so affairs with foreigners and gambling are favoured. But Venus is also square to the Lunar Nodes, so your affairs could lead to attacks by hidden enemies and you could be mugged after leaving the casino or race track and lose all your winnings. Whatever! But Mercury the messenger also moves into Gemini and your solar eleventh house, so there'll be plenty of people to complain to about the injustice of it all. With Mercury crossing sober Saturn, you could always ring up your parents and complain to them. Your mother never thinks you do anything wrong anyway, even though your father hates you and persists in those stupid jokes about how you look after your hair.

    The FULL MOON comes on May 7th, causing something of a fracas at home. Why are your kids so rebellious anyway, always bringing those useless friends of theirs around to eat everything in the fridge! Work matters may take a hammering here as well, as everybody turns against you, just because you want to have your own way all the time. In fact, with Jupiter opposing Pluto, you end up arguing with all your friends as well because they have different ideas and don't want to listen to you all the time. Well, why not?

    Mighty Mars turns retrograde (reverse motion) on May 12th, churning up matters in your solar fifth house of pleasure and recreation. With Mars and Chiron the wounded healing both moving backwards there, your life will probably be taken over by an alien life form (alien to you anyway) known as emotional processing. You'll spend the rest of the month talking about how you were never encourage to play and be creative as a child and how no one ever let you do what you wanted to do! Tell it to someone who cares, if you can find them. Anyway, when the NEW MOON comes on May 23rd, you'll find yourself a good counsellor and make the amazing discovery that you can actually pay someone to listen without interrupting you ever. Good god! This could change your life. It could even be the beginning of you learning about the true spirit of cooperation as per Saturn, the lord of fateful reward. Ho hum! I'll give you my assessment next month.


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