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    LECHEROUS LIBRA...

    Go Back  The Oracle of Bitter Truth for April 2001    Go Forward
    With Uranus and Neptune in Aquarius and your solar fifth house now for some years, it will have been nothing but lifestyle, parties, weird creative projects and lots of drug-taking. Your children will have left, or turned gay (Uranus in the fifth house). And you will have spent that writer's advance or the development money on importing gurus from India and new age therapists from the States. These strange and eccentric wankers (who serve no real practical purpose for anyone!) would then have tried to help you concentrate better and occasionally make up your mind about something more important than what colour shoes will go with this particular shirt or blouse.

    As the month begins, with Mercury the messenger in weepy Pisces and your solar sixth house of work squaring Mars in insufferable Sagittarius in your solar third house of communications, you're in strife. The Middle Eastern business backers (who also deal drugs) and your investment broker (Saturn in Taurus in your solar eighth house square Uranus) now want their money back and are threatening to send people who carry guns around to your home.

    In the meantime, with the great Sol Invicti and Venus the goddess conjoining in your solar seventh house of partnership and marriage, your affairs of the loins are jumping. You've taken up with your ex-partner again, while sending the partner you took up with when you left the partner you've now taken up with again off overseas to find her/himself because the relationship with you (after you left your original partner and agonized so much) was so confusing. Understand? Well, neither do we.

    Anyway, when Mercury the messenger moves into Aries and your solar seventh house, your renegade brother comes to live with you and starts rows all time over how confusing your love life is (doesn't he understand how much you suffer?). Right on the FULL MOON on April 8th, you decide to leave everyone and go off overseas (Jupiter in Gemini in your solar ninth house) in search of your true soulmate. And besides, the men with guns have been seen parked outside your home for two nights in a row and you never like violence, even if you just have to watch it being done to others (well, unless they're particularly badly dressed or ugly and then it doesn't count). And besides, with Pluto in Sagittarius and your solar third house of communication, you don't have any business connections left who actually trust you, so there's no one to borrow money from to finance any more of your off-the-wall projects.

    By the end of the third week of April, the great Sol Invicti and Mercury the messenger move into Taurus and your solar eighth house so all your outstanding debts have passed the ninety-day mark. Perhaps you should consider prostitution or embezzlement to stave off the bankruptcy, but then you meet your soulmate (another one) in a bar in Venice and decide to get married. With Saturn now in Gemini and your solar ninth house, you start a website/training institution that teaches people the easy road to wealth. In the meantime, with Venus the goddess now moving forward again, your two ex-partners start a same-sex affair and a support group for all the people you've left because you couldn't make up your mind what you wanted (their website gets ten thousand hits in the first ninety minutes).

    When the NEW MOON comes in Taurus and your solar eighth house on April 23rd, all the people you owe money to form a pact to hunt you down and kill you, which is incidentally a great idea for a movie! I wonder if you could get some script development money from the Italian government. After all, your new partner's the son/daughter of a cabinet minister.


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