You'll have a ghastly time this month, my little cretins. Lovers will assail you, partners will outstrip you and an aggressive authority figure with an eating disorder will hurl things at you and belch in your general direction. You will meet people who take an instant dislike to you and shout at you. Your parents will criticise you for every foolish relationship you've ever had and send you a bill for bringing you up.
As ghastly planets roll into cloddish Taurus, you'll be embroiled in a secret sexual liaison or steal money from an occultist who will then summon a demon to bring you nightmares and fart sulphurously while you're talking at important meetings, making everyone you know nervous at the advance of your bottom.
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