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    PATHETIC PISCES...

    Go Back  The Oracle of Bitter Truth for May 2001    Go Forward
    Greetings to you one and all, fish-faces! Yours is a veritable s-bend of a sign, ruling seances, servitude, smuggling, somnambulism, sorrows (secret & otherwise), spies, spiritualism, suffering and sympathy, to name but a few. Everything but the kitchen sink ... oh, I forgot! You rule that as well. And you might find the sink of your sympathetic sorrows is blocked with a bit of somnambulistic servitude or a few secret sufferings as the merry month of May begins.

    The great Sol Invicti in Taurus and your solar third house is moving out of a square to mystical Neptune in Aquarius and your solar twelfth house as the light of sunrise on May 1st chases the last of the evening demons back to their netherworld. This could be a month for misdirected attention, or for confusing communications with minor government officials, especially if you're trying to advance the home renovations as per Saturn, lord of fateful reward, in your solar fourth house. Perhaps you'll get your home onto Backyard Blitz but the team will come to an address in the wrong street and do up the yard of a neighbour who secretly hates you and planned the whole thing just to piss you off. Or your office might be struck by a computer virus called 'Abyssinia' devised by an Arabian horse-trader and sent by way of a Swedish telephone company.

    If nothing that interesting takes place (and generally it doesn't), then you'll probably just spend most of the month catching the wrong bus or train and getting to work late. You'll probably also spend a lot of time wondering why you're doing what you're doing and why you put up with all that crap at work, only to come home and get all the same crap there. Nobody appreciates you and nobody ever listens to you when you complain and if only ... yeah, yeah, yeah! We've heard it all before!

    Mercury the messenger begins the month in Taurus and your solar third house, but moves into Gemini and your solar fourth on May 6th, immediately forming a depressing aspect with Saturn. There'll be an air of gloom around your house, broken occasionally by bouts of mindless optimism generated by giant Jupiter's presence there as well. If you have a relative who's a retired journalist with a melancholic disposition and a drinking problem then they'll probably move in with you, offering you some much needed funds in the form of rent (Saturn in the fourth sextile Venus in the second).

    By the time of the FULL MOON on May 7th, (the very next day, in fact) they'll be complaining constantly and arguing with your husband/wife who teaches media studies at the local high school (Jupiter in Gemini also in the solar fourth) and can't stand any of your family.

    May 12th will bring some kind of relief from this by creating a problem in another area altogether, that of your working life. Mighty Mars in Sagittarius goes into retrograde (reverse) motion early on the fateful day, throwing your career into confusion and causing friction with engineers or deep cuts with surgeons. You might even come to blows with a dentist of foreign extraction. By the time the great Sol Invicti moves into Gemini and your solar fourth house at the end of the third week of May, you might have had a row with your boss and resigned from your job. You'll turf the alcoholic, melancholic relative out of the spare room. Then, right on the NEW MOON on May 23rd, you can start your own business, caring for wealthy retirees with dementia. This will be quite lucrative (Venus sextile to Jupiter) and give you the opportunity to complain about the same old things day after without fear that anyone will interrupt or ever accuse you of repeating yourself.


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