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Pisces With jolly Jupiter in Capricorn, you will find funny and intelligent folk to hang about with in order to maintain the pretence you have a sense of humour and a brain. However, as usual, nothing helps, my little halfwit tragedies!

Thus, with nasty Saturn retrograde in anal Virgo, elderly lovers or associates will bathe you in their coruscating scorn, calling you 'useless and wretched'. Hardly a first, but it does upset you so you burst into tears. But then you're always doing that so nobody notices.

As the great Sol Invicti rolls into cloddish Taurus, you find you have made a fortune with a business investment you can't remember making. You sell your shares and go off to live on an island paradise where you drink, cry and wonder why your sign always has to be the last of the twelve.

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