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    INSUFFERABLE SAGITTARIUS...

    Go Back  The Oracle of Bitter Truth for July 2001    Go Forward
    Ho, little centaurs! Are you still taking that course of pomposity pills in preparation for the 'I know all about everything' award? Perhaps you feel you don't need them -- and you may well be right, more's the pity! The month ahead beckons you as the month behind waves a tearful farewell. The former is not welcoming your arrival any more than the latter is lamenting your departure, since you're still the boisterous loudmouth you've always been, and both (indeed the entire rest of the world) would prefer to do without you!

    The month of July holds exciting developments for you cowboys and girls (refer to the April forecast if this reference eludes you). It begins, however, on a rocky note as Lady Moon in Scorpio tangles with Venus the goddess in Taurus and revolutionary Uranus in Aquarius. There might be so many faxes and post-midnight phonecalls to the office where you're sleeping temporarily that you'll find yourself forced to think about moving on again. Perhaps you ought to go down to the pub or to a 'save the rain forest meeting' to see if you can find someone to move in with.

    However, the matter is taken out of your hands when the FULL MOON comes in Capricorn and your solar second house, bringing a lunar eclipse. You lose your job and end up nearly seeking refuge in a shelter for the homeless, but then, with Venus the goddess now in Gemini and your solar seventh house, you decide to go around to the house of the partner you left before this more recent one left you. She/he lets you crash there for awhile. Just as you're pondering a bleak future (though you are having sex again), startling developments occur.

    Giant Jupiter, monarch of the Heavens and Mercury the messenger conjoin in Gemini and your solar seventh house. Then they sweep into the sign of Cancer and your solar eighth house. Your ex-partner's litigation to take over the family home (she/he is living there now with your parents) is overturned by your lawyer. Armed with the papers to prove your claim, you march home on July 15th as Venus the goddess conjoins with Saturn, lord of fateful reward and take possession of the property. You magnanimously allow your ex-partner and your parents to continue living there, though you do charge them a substantial rent for the shed they all now occupy in the back yard. It's nice to have a little power, isn't it! And besides, they all enjoy living in the one room! It allows them to huddle together for warmth. This equality business is much better when it's kept to political rallies and articles in the paper (or perhaps when it applies to you).

    When Lady Moon conjoins with Venus in Gemini and opposes underworld Pluto, the ex-partner you were staying with when you moved out of the office (you remember, the one before the current one) moves in with you. Fortunately, it turns out that she/he is filthy rich as her/his parents died, leaving a six-figure inheritance. Things are looking up for you centaurs!

    On July 18th, with Mercury the messenger makes mischief with revolutionary Uranus and mystic Neptune, there are blisteringly awful communication difficulties with regard to those in the shed. So, with mighty Mars now moving forward again in your sign and the NEW MOON in Cancer and your solar eighth house, you and your new partner decide to buy a waterfront apartment and leave the old family home to those who actually want it. Generously and for old time's sake, you only pitch the rent at somewhere near double the market price and tie them up with a 'two year' lease. When the great Sol Invicti moves into Leo and your solar ninth house on July 22nd, you decide to buy a boat and go on a sailing holiday. However, on July 30th, with the great Sol Invicti opposing mystic Neptune and Mercury the messenger now in Leo and your solar ninth house as well, the boat sinks during a storm. After being rescued, you decide to buy another boat and continue your holiday. After all, you can afford it and it was great fun being sunk in a storm. It'll make a good story to tell down at the pub. Spot ya next month, centaurs!


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