• aries

  • taurus

  • gemini

  • cancer

  • leo

  • virgo

  • libra

  • scorpio

  • sagittarius

  • capricorn

  • aquarius

  • pisces
  • Isis and Calendar Beastastrology space
    StartWelcomeStar GuideHoroscopesNude HoroscopesTarotscopesOrdersContact UsGuest Book
    astrozine
    astrology strip

               
    Asperitus Casting Runes

    Asperitus Casting Runes...

    Nhill, holy city

    Aries Asp
    Taurus Asp
    Gemini Asp
    Cancer Asp
    Leo Asp
    Virgo Asp
    Libra Asp
    Scorpio Asp
    Sagittarius Asp
    Capricorn Asp
    Aquarius Asp
    Pisces Asp

    Astrology Home
    Horoscopes
    Monthly Horoscopes
    Runes
    Relationships
    Health Astrology
    About Astrology
    Orders
    More Info
    The Zodiac
    About Us

    INSUFFERABLE SAGITTARIUS...

    Go Back  The Oracle of Bitter Truth for August 2001    Go Forward
    A salute to the centaurs of the world! Ho to the cowboys and cowgirls! Are you still bullying smaller creatures and shouting at anyone who disagrees with you? That's when you're not being bumptiously enthusiastic and tripping over your own feet as you spread a poisonous tide of optimism throughout this miserable globe! Or perhaps you're just talking incessantly as usual so that people (normal people) would like to push your face into some nice soft sand or some hard dry earth. Don't you find it exhausting, being so mindlessly cheerful? Don't you know there are real problems out there, ones with no solution at all that just lie in wait to weigh you down with all the angst that this insane world of ours can muster? No, I expect you don't. However, I will do my best to bring such matters to your attention in the subsequent screed of venomous ramblings.

    Last month we left you purchasing boats and journeying across the waves in search of a life of indolent pleasure with your new partner while your ex-partner and parents suffer in the thumbscrews of your evil machinations. As awful August begins, sober Saturn, the lord of fateful reward in Gemini and your solar seventh house wrestles with underworld Pluto in your own sign. Will these wretched problems with partnership never go away? Haven't you changed your partner often enough now to ensure that you'll get rid of such boring trivia? Apparently not! Your new partner (once a previous partner) starts to annoy you as you're looking over yet another boat by suggesting that you ought to be attempting to spend her/his money just a little more responsibly. Note the key phrase with regard to ownership of the money and try to bite your tongue, little steaming centaur persons.

    When the FULL MOON comes on August 4th, you apply an unfamiliar strategy and agree with what she/he is saying. You suggest purchasing a Range Rover instead and going on a road trip to while away the days of your newfound life of indolence. This plausible lie meets with the approval of your partner and also creates an option you hadn't considered before. As the driver of a Range Rover, you will be licensed to race around the streets like a lunatic, bullying smaller cars at the lights, on roundabouts and through the general run of road traffic. You will also be able to frighten pensioners and children by driving very fast at them as they try to cross the roads. You'll be able to look down on all lesser vehicles. However, the crowning glory will be the ability to park across a space and a half at any public parking facility, thus irritating everyone else around you in a way that should be completely familiar to persons of your sign.

    Trouble strikes! When Mercury the messenger opposes revolutionary Uranus on August 10th, you have an altercation on the roads. This involves a traffic accident, damage to your newly purchased vehicle and a row with a person of Italian birth who shall from hereon in be known as the blind idiot driving the other car. As usual when you're involved in a dispute of any kind, matters escalate quickly. By the time the busy messenger moves into Virgo and your solar tenth house, minor public officials are being dragged into the growing net of woe. Then, when the great Sol Invicti opposes revolutionary Uranus on August 15th, litigation becomes inevitable. Several days later, a fearsome astrological aspect called a yod strikes terror into the heart of your solar chart, causing your partner to threaten that unless you begin behaving more responsibly, she/he (and her/his money) will leave you forthwith. Now while the sad and wise among us know that such a thing is simply not possible, you decide to at least pretend to do so for the sake of the money.

    Come the NEW MOON on August 19th, with giant Jupiter and Venus the goddess in Cancer and your solar eighth house and Venus testing mighty Mars, you take a job as a debt-collector, chasing monies owed on household goods and appliances. Though this initially goes against the grain, you soon discover that shouting at people to get what you want is really quite a familiar process (as all your friends will tell you) and you begin to really enjoy your work. When the great Sol Invicti moves into Virgo and your solar tenth house and mighty Mars conjoins with Chiron in your own sign on August 23rd, the dark side of your job is revealed. A group of disgruntled debtors begin waving sharp objects in the vicinity of your vital organs so you decide to run away in terror, wondering if you've made the right career move. Then, as Mercury the messenger challenges mighty Mars and the great Sol Invicti makes tension with mystic Neptune, you decide to hire an enforcer so that you can shout at people without being unfairly threatened for doing so. A security service provides you with a particularly large and threatening individual bearing the sobriquet of 'the terminator' for reasons that are obvious even to you. Suddenly, the business of debt-collection is looking very promising. Perhaps there's more to this than just a job to please a nagging partner. Click here next month and see, little cowpersons!


    Astrology on the Web



    Click here to go to Pisces Click here to go to Aquarius Click here to go to Capricorn Click here to go to Sagittarius Click here to go to Scorpio Click here to go to Libra Click here to go to Virgo Click here to go to Leo Click here to go to Cancer Click here to go to Gemini Click here to go to Taurus Click here to go to Aries


    Aries, the Ram
    Aries, the Ram

    Taurus, the Bull
    Taurus, the Bull

    Gemini, the Twins
    Gemini, the Twins

    Cancer, the Crab
    Cancer, the Crab

    Leo, the Lion
    Leo, the Lion

    Virgo, the Virgin
    Virgo, the Virgin

    Libra, the Scales
    Libra, the Scales

    Scorpio, the Scorpion
    Scorpio, the Scorpion

    Sagittarius, the Archer
    Sagittarius, the Archer

    Capricorn, the Sea Goat
    Capricorn, the Sea Goat

    Aquarius, the Water Bearer
    Aquarius, the Water Bearer

    Pisces, the Fishes
    Pisces, the Fishes

     
    | privacy policy