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    SCATHING SCORPIO...

    Go Back  The Oracle of Bitter Truth for July 2001    Go Forward
    Greetings to the rulers of the rectum! The month of July begins with ructions as Lady Moon in your sign wrestles with Venus the goddess and revolutionary Uranus, turning matters of home and partnership on their heads.

    Doubtless you'll break up almost immediately with that annoying teenage Gemini you took up with at the end of last month (twenty-four hours before, in fact). If you don't strangle her/him for talking incessantly during sex, you'll probably just go back to your former partner. You were only away for a day so they may not even have noticed. And, if you do take the strangulation option, at least you'll have the perfect opportunity for disposal of the body as you're still working at the funeral directors.

    When the FULL MOON comes in Capricorn and your solar eighth house, you'll have reason to be glad that you left the liaison with the irritating air sign and went back home to the tried and true. One of your partner's relatives living overseas pops the clogs and, with Venus the goddess in Gemini and your solar eighth house, leaves a fortune to said partner. And, as we all know, what belongs to your loved ones belongs, in the end, to you, does it not, little scorpion! Suddenly, you're about to be rich by your favourite method, getting control over other people's money. The deceased relative was jointly involved in politics and business with no apparent conflict of interests (or at least none that was officially declared or disclosed), so the inheritance is astronomical.

    When giant Jupiter, monarch of the Heavens and Mercury the messenger conjoin in Gemini and your solar eighth house, you raise a little loan based on your expectations, a mere million. As the same two heavenly bodies then move into Cancer and your solar ninth house, you begin making plans. You're set to embark on the campaign of revenge against everyone who's offended you.

    When Venus the goddess conjoins with Saturn, lord of fateful reward in Gemini and your solar eighth house, you buy up the media group those two airheads worked for (remember the two you kidnapped last month? You've already killed one of them). You use that to purchase the contract for doing the publicity work for the funeral directors. That way you can embezzle from both the funeral directors and the media group without actually having to work for either.

    As Mercury the messenger makes mischief with revolutionary Uranus and mystic Neptune, there's a tiny glitch in that the other media airhead you kidnapped (not the one you had an affair with) discovers that you strangled her/his associate. You solve that quickly by hiring an assassin, as you no longer want to dirty your hands with crime. It's much cleaner to hire someone to do your killing, unless torture is involved and then it's too much fun to be left to someone else. When mighty Mars goes direct in Sagittarius and your solar second house, financial matters are truly rolling forward again. It's so much easier to be a dominant individual when you're filthy rich, isn't it!

    The NEW MOON comes in Cancer and your solar ninth house on July 20th. This brings family wealth (the money arrives), travel plans and the compelling idea that a religious cult (with you as the powerful and secretive head of a spiritual family bound through belief) might be the way to get the power over others that you've always desired. As the great Sol Invicti moves into Leo and your tenth house, you go out to buy the necessary frocks and accoutrements. Return next month to witness the unfoldment of your godhead.


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