Asperitus Casting Runes...
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I salute you, little air sign imbeciles. Last month we left you about to change identity as you fled from a past more or less as fatuous and vapid as your future is likely to be. And, as to your identity, there are two schools of thought. One is that change will do no good whatsoever. The other is of course that it would be a blessing. I incline either way, depending on the day of the week and the medication I'm using. Anyway, I'm bored now so let us proceed with the vile and bitter prognostications for the month of jaundiced June.
Giant Jupiter and nasty Neptune call you to dreams of unprecedented fame and wealth through the novel lost to you in the guise you've adopted. Sober Saturn, the taskmaster moves into Cancer and your solar sixth house, calling you to total immersion in the hard work and responsibilities of your head massage empire and your fictitious Italian persona. By the way, if you have no idea what I'm talking about, neither do I, but if you read last month's forecast, some of this may begin to make sense. Venus and Mars crash about the Heavens, so you will doubtless have fascinating sexual adventures and spend too much money. But then underworld Pluto clashes with the great Sol Invicti and you will have a contretemps with a verbose media person or an opinionated political insurgent.
As a tide of tedious planets sweeps into Gemini, clashing with Uranus, you'll have financial reverses through speculation or gambling. When the Full Moon comes in Sagittarius, you experience a stunning reversal. As you hate work and responsibility (you always have), you decide to drop the Italian head massage business and return home to claim your heritage as a famous writer, even though you adopted a fictitious identity to write said book in the first place.
As mighty Mars clashes with the Lunar Nodes and then moves on into Pisces, you liquidate your life and holdings in Italy. A hoard of tiresome astrological aspects sees you winging your way home, with those you have abandoned weeping and threatening vengeance (they're Italian remember!). You have a slight cold as you get off the plane, but you still announce to the press conference you've called that you are the mysterious and until now 'missing' writer of this world famous novel.
However, everyone laughs and no one believes you so when the New Moon comes in Cancer, you have to get a job to support yourself (like a normal person) and your cold is even worse. You try to think of a way to claim your rightful place as a genius among your fellows, but your cold is so bad you can't think at all. I can recommend some wonderful pain-killers, little airheads, if you're interested. See you next month for more of the same!
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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