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There's an old blessing on the campaign trails of military history, 'confusion to your enemies'! Well, little airheads, as the jolly month of June unfolds her mysteries, you might find it's more of a case 'confusion to your friends' when the fickle fingers of fate ride roughshod through your solar fifth and eleventh houses and rampage through the signs of Sagittarius and Gemini. That's a mixed metaphor by the way, but I don't suppose any of you noticed.
Back to the astrology! In fact, as the month progresses, it might be difficult to tell the difference between enemy and friend. I know what you're going to say next! You humanity-loving peaceniks and flaky weirdoes never fight with anyone because you're too cool and detached. Well, what about John McEnroe then? Answer me that! Now he was a cool and detached Aquarian if ever there was one, I don't think! He's playing on the Masters circuit now and still blowing his top every five minutes. And if you add Rasputin the mad monk, Lee Marvin, Oliver Reed and W. C. Fields to the list, what do you get? Certainly not the epitome of cool!
When the jolly month of June begins, the great Sol Invicti in Gemini is wrestling with underworld Pluto, stirring up trouble in your solar fifth and eleventh houses. There's tension and stresses and all manner of conflict between people who once were cool, calm and collected, namely you and your friends. This all comes to a head on June 4th when Mercury the messenger also turns retrograde, causing confusion, poor communications and perhaps some difficulties with any children you remember having recently, like in the last twenty years or so. Computer games, toy train sets and battery operated cars will no longer be among your pleasure pursuits as their mechanisms go west with depressing speed.
When the FULL MOON comes on June 6th, having crossed paths with underworld Pluto, it'll be 'all for one' no longer. Feathers will be flying in your social set and intense or difficult women may be the source of your ills. Your achievements with the over seventies trance dance of last month will be forgotten as friends fall out. With Venus the goddess also moving into Taurus and your solar fourth house on the selfsame day, trouble might find it's way home as you to realize that some of those weird people living there are actually your offspring or your parents. That's why you've never got on with them at all (retrograde Mercury can bring startling revelations). When giant Jupiter opposes Mars on June 12th, you fall out with yet more friends over the fate of some impoverished people in some benighted third world country. Either that or you discover that you like action movies and they don't, realizing that your whole relationship has been based on a sham. Oh well, you've still got lots more friends anyway!
When giant Jupiter conjoins with the great Sol Invicti on June 14th, you discover that you've won a free trip to Venezuela and decide to take it straight away. On arriving there you meet a travelling guru who plays the pan pipes and promises enlightenment if you come on a walking trip to his retreat in the mountains (Venus square Neptune with the great Sol Invicti conjoining with Mercury and opposing Chiron. When the great Sol Invicti moves into Cancer, bringing the NEW MOON and a solar eclipse, you get a call on your mobile messaging system from work, telling you you're fired because you haven't turned up for a week. Then when Mercury goes direct on June 28th, you decide that you don't care about your job because you're going to release a CD of the guru's pan pipes (they're ready for a comeback). And, after Venus the goddess squares revolutionary Uranus, you settle in Venezuela and go into the music business there. Besides, you like the way the women/men look there and you've made some wonderful new friends already.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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