
Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Salutations to the airheads one and all, living in the wilds of Venezuela and making money from world music and the panpipes whilst accumulating a myriad of new friends on the journey of your fabulous life. And, in addition to the above, you're learning powerful spiritual lessons, as you listen to your guru play and absorb teachings through the mysterious sounds of the pan flute. Personally, some of us think that all this qualifies you for is a lifetime in a straitjacket watching the DVD version of The Picnic at Hanging Rock on perpetual replay. So much for taste, little airheads, but you're the one making money and friends so what the hell would you care about what the rest of us think!
When the FULL MOON comes in Capricorn and your solar twelfth house, brining a lunar eclipse, a great grief overwhelms you for the life that you've lost in your homeland as you realize you can never return to the daily routines there. However, you're over it by the next day as you don't really do grief (except once before in a psychodrama so that you could find out what it felt like). Thus, the loss of your old identity doesn't bother you because, with mystic Neptune moving through your first house long term, you can simply adopt a new one whenever you wish. With Venus the goddess moving through Gemini and your solar fifth house, you decide to adopt the persona of a mysterious and artistic Venezuelan who travels the globe, promoting the pan flute and the pan flute-playing guru. You decide to grow your hair long and wear a moustache (sex notwithstanding).
After giant Jupiter, monarch of the Heavens conjoins with Mercury the messenger, they then both swan into Cancer and your solar sixth house. Your fortune is made as business booms. When Venus the goddess conjoins with Saturn, lord of fateful reward in Gemini and your solar fifth house on July 15th, you decide to marry an underprivileged person of Venezuelan origin and adopt their entire family, children, parents, grandparents and all. This involves some really boring negotiations on July 18th as Mercury the messenger makes cosmic mayhem with revolutionary Uranus and mystic Neptune.
So, when Mars in Sagittarius and your solar eleventh house starts to move forward again the next day, you go out with your new friends and get drunk and take drugs, ending up at the guru's secret retreat for an all night session with the pan pipes. When you descend from the mountains on July 2oth, there's a NEW MOON in the sign of Cancer and your solar sixth house, giving you the status of a new working identity. As the great Sol Invicti moves into Leo and your solar seventh house, you're instated in your new mansion with your new family. By the time the Great Sol Invicti opposes mystic Neptune and Mercury the messenger moves into Leo and your solar seventh house, you begin to wonder what the hell you've actually done and start to consider the idea that you should talk all this over with someone who knows you. But, guess what, airheads! You're too far away from home to do so. Oh well! Never mind! It's just another eccentric chapter in the tale of your fabulous life, isn't it.
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 Aries, the Ram
 Taurus, the Bull
 Gemini, the Twins
 Cancer, the Crab
 Leo, the Lion
 Virgo, the Virgin
 Libra, the Scales
 Scorpio, the Scorpion
 Sagittarius, the Archer
 Capricorn, the Sea Goat
 Aquarius, the Water Bearer
 Pisces, the Fishes
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