Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Salutations, my vacuous little sea creatures! We left you last month talking to yourselves in an economical but nonetheless determined effort to cure your neuroses. There are other definitions of futility but this will doubtless serve for the moment. Enough of that! Let us get on with the bitter truth for miserable March.
A New Moon comes in tragic Pisces and your solar ninth house so you begin eating at a foreign restaurant down the road to convince yourself you have expanded your xenophobic horizons. Mercury the messenger conjoins with revolutionary Uranus. You find yourself drawn to the hubbub of exotic conversation and the aroma of spicy food, spending far more than is practical or wise. Mighty Mars moves into Capricorn and your solar seventh house. You find yourself fighting with family over your massive credit card bill, but strangely drawn to a mysterious waiter at the restaurant. Great Heavens, little crustaceans! You're obsessed and eating there every day! Venus the goddess moves into Aquarius and your solar eighth house and this mysterious personage offers you an occult reading where she/he predicts you will travel to a far land, seeking a new life. She/he offers to join you, as the aforementioned land turns out to be her/his native soil.
Revolutionary Uranus moves into Pisces as the great Sol Invicti clashes with underworld Pluto. You fight with in-laws and plant explosives in their garden gnome collection. Venus the goddess conjoins with mystic Neptune and you sell up all you have and prepare to travel overseas. As a raft of indescribably tedious aspects clatter in the heavens, you lie to everyone about your plans and suffer a multitude of small illness and attacks from hidden enemies. However, by the Full Moon in Virgo and your solar third house, you depart with your newfound love and go into the import/export business or publishing or driving taxis. As the great Sol Invicti and Mercury the messenger move into Aries and your solar tenth house, you are successful beyond your wildest dreams and become a person of note, giving a true indication as to the nature of the backwater where you have settled. Click here next month, little nonentities from the tidal pool of life and see what happens next.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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