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Hail to the goats! It's funny how your life is going at the moment, isn't it. Your son/daughter and their underage partner, the partner's parents and the social worker are now all stranded on some Pacific Atoll waiting to be rescued after the ship taking them on their 'outward bound' style voyage went down in a tropical storm. The lung disease you contracted last month isn't nearly as bad as everyone said it would be. You can put up with it. After all, you're a Capricorn and giving in to illness is not a good career move, okay! Okay!
After a brief stint as a tarot reader at the end of last month, you've decided to give up the occult as it doesn't pay well (don't I know that) and, besides, you have to be nice to people instead of telling them what you think of them. These are two of the biggest black marks in your book of 'best and worst ways to proceed in business'. With giant Jupiter in Gemini and your solar sixth house, you decide to go back to work, despite your perilous health condition and the absence of your entire family. Actually, without them it'll be much easier to keep up a good working schedule and get things done for a change. With all that Gemini energy bound up in your solar sixth house of work and health, you decide a media empire could be the way to proceed. In fact anything that has the word 'empire' attached to it is all right in your book, but media and Internet services seem to be where everyone is going. And besides, the old family home is nicely set up for offices now that you've got rid of the kids.
As the merry month of May begins, you decide to march through the streets in the opposite direction to the workers on Mayday, sneering at them in a way that says only you know the true value of corporate endeavours. You're probably right, more's the pity! With the great Sol Invicti and Mercury the messenger in Taurus and your solar fifth house as the month begins, there's lots of focus on your plans and direction and the lifestyle that you can create by earning a fortune at the expense of others. This is your favourite method of earning a fortune by the way! With Venus the goddess in Aries and your solar fourth house squaring the Lunar Nodes, you begin the refurbishment program to convert the kids' bedrooms into offices, ensuring that none of them can ever live at home again. Giant Jupiter is wrestling with Pluto in Sagittarius and your solar twelfth house, so, in order to set up your company, you'll have to deal with foreign investors and offshore money that will involve you (indirectly at least) in serious criminal activity. Oh well, whatever!
When the FULL MOON comes in the sign of Scorpio and your solar eleventh house, a female Asiatic buccaneer rescues the stranded group from the atoll. She offers your son/daughter a place in her crew. He/she readily accepts this because she (the buccaneer) treats him/her better than you ever did. The underage partner goes along for the ride. You may be thinking or hoping that you've seen the last of them, but not so! Wait and see what the future holds. You may come to regret your decision to give up the tarot cards and go back to the world of business.
On May 12th, mighty mars turns retrograde in Sagittarius and your solar twelfth house, bringing the spirits of the dead, particularly warlike foreign people, into your home in droves. They haunt your sleep but give you lots of good ideas as to how to get the better of people in all different sorts of conflict. You presume that this is what other people are referring to when they talk about spiritual guidance. Thus, you happily accept their advice.
The NEW MOON comes on May 23rd, with the great Sol Invicti, the lunar light and Saturn all congregating in the sign of Gemini and your solar sixth house of work and health. The action begins and the goat is about to become media savvy! Tune in next month and see how you're doing. In between now and then, just work all the hours that god sends and hope for the best. It's worked for you before as a strategy.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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