
Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Greetings, goat type tragedies! As you have two New Moons this coming year, you already have more good fortune than you deserve, though it is arguable that you need more new starts because of your miserable 'stick in the mud' nature. But the insane gods who rule this universe are apparently not content with this alone for they move revolutionary Uranus into your solar third house of communications in March. Thus, you will fall victim to the delusion (Uranus in Pisces) that you are a witty conversationalist, just brimming with interesting ideas. You will bore all of your loved ones who will then proceed to leave you when sober Saturn moves into Cancer and your solar seventh house. As giant Jupiter moves into Virgo and your solar ninth house, you will doubtless move to a foreign country and join a monastic order to get over the pain of this rejection. Either that or you will simply work all the hours that god sends to make money and then cut your loved ones out of the will.
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 Aries, the Ram
 Taurus, the Bull
 Gemini, the Twins
 Cancer, the Crab
 Leo, the Lion
 Virgo, the Virgin
 Libra, the Scales
 Scorpio, the Scorpion
 Sagittarius, the Archer
 Capricorn, the Sea Goat
 Aquarius, the Water Bearer
 Pisces, the Fishes
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