Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Great Heavens! What a tragic life it is for the master (myself) when he is so rudely forced (by dint of his great powers and his state of enlightened irritation) to address the dreadful multi-coloured nitwits of the endlessly vapid conversation (these being your good selves, little two-faces)! However, each of us must do as we must do in the miasma of this benighted universe ruled by insane gods. Now, as to the doings of awful April!
We left you last month at the pinnacle of yet another ill-gotten success, surrounded by friends as superficial as yourself and loaded with monies obtained by deception. Come the New Moon in Aries and your solar eleventh house, you decide to change everything and set off in a new direction. You jettison friends and, with mighty Mars and cranky Chiron conjoined in your solar eighth house, you buy a chain of brothels and an antique tank squadron that you will revamp and sell off to any third world countries that are arming for struggle.
As Mercury the messenger moves into Taurus and your solar twelfth house, you're ready for any secret deals that need to be done. Giant Jupiter moves forwards and you establish a teaching institution for the performing arts, with yourself as the principal. However, little darlings of loquacity, nothing goes according to plan. Venus the goddess clashes with underworld Pluto and your business empire comes crashing down, courtesy of a hostile takeover bid. This happens just when you're in the middle of a class on transcendental meditation (Mercury conjoined with mystic Neptune). The Lunar Nodes move into Taurus and Scorpio, bringing irritating infections or the anus or genitalia and forcing you to consider working, just like normal people have to do.
Come the Full Moon in Libra with nasty aspects to mighty Mars, your credit collapses as financial institutions withdraw their support and send round large and ugly persons to repossess your goods and threaten to cut of your fingers and toes if you refuse to give them up. As the great Sol Invicti moves into Taurus and your solar twelfth house, followed by Venus the goddess into Aries and mighty Mars into Aquarius, you flee the country. Mercury then turns retrograde in Taurus and your solar twelfth house. You sit there on a beach far away, counting your fingers and toes to see if they're still there, and wondering if your life has any meaning. Everyone here can tell you the answer to that, little two-faced nitwits! Click here next month and see if you can work it out for yourselves.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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