Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Salutations, two-faced twits! As Mercury the messenger, your busy little ruler begins the year in Capricorn and your solar eighth house, matters of high finance, sex for money and the occult may capture your interests. As mighty Mars and Venus the goddess begin the year in Scorpio and your solar sixth house, you'll have numerous affairs and fights with co-workers, and you will also take up extreme sports and fall in love with an instructor. Revolutionary Uranus moves into the sign of Pisces and your solar tenth house in March, so you'll quit your job and embark on a zany creative or spiritual mission. Either that or you'll lie your way into a position of prominence in some revolutionary but ill-fated enterprise. Sober Saturn will test your powers of endurance (grim chuckle) until the midyear when he moves into Cancer and your solar second house of personal finances. Thus, he will begin to test your bank balance so that you'll end the year by having to plunder a family trust or borrow money from an elderly relation. When giant Jupiter moves into Virgo and your solar fourth house in August, you'll expand your domestic circumstances and hire a foreign-born house-keeper to keep your new premises clean. You may also start washing after sex and eating unspiced food.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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