Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Greetings and salutations to you aficionados of endless and mindless babble! Have any of your friends got a word in lately? And how are both of your two faces bearing up under the strain of being you (both of you that is)? Probably a lot better than we are!
At the end of last month you were in perilous climes. Having drowned most of the family you were enslaved to serve and (what's worse) having failed to lie your way out of trouble, you were condemned to a life of menial tasks and yet more childcare and geriatric sex. But, as we left you in these grim and tragic circumstances (with a smirk, I have to say), a faint glimmer of hope appeared on the horizon in the form of mighty Mars the Warrior. In the traditionally gallant and rambunctious manner, he now charges into your life bringing the prospect of rescue. Said charge comes in the form of an ambassador from a foreign land with a heroic military background and a fascination with mysticism (mighty Mars conjunct Neptune). She/he is visiting this foreign kingdom where you're so cruelly enslaved on another matter, but is soon smitten with your elusive (completely elusive for some of us) charms.
The FULL MOON blazes in Taurus and your solar twelfth house on November 1st, picking up a little tension with Mars and mystic Neptune in your solar ninth house. With sober Saturn, lord of fateful reward in your own sign once again opposing underworld Pluto in your partnership house, this is to be a powerful encounter with fateful consequences. Soon you're conducting a secret affair with this visiting diplomat. And, you're also hatching a plot with her/him to flee the grip of the evil kingdom and wend your way home (you don't tell your rescuer about this last part as you've promised to marry her/him and live happily ever after).
All this is due to the ingress of some tedious planets into the frightful sign of Scorpio (you know, the bowels, the genitalia, taxes and all that sort of thing). Then, you hatch a clever plan. As Venus the goddess squares mystic Neptune and the great Sol Invicti squares revolutionary Uranus, you disappear suddenly. You go into hiding disguised as member of the household staff (since you already are one, I can't for the moment see the cleverness of this plan, but I couldn't manage to think of anything better on your behalf...).
Come the NEW MOON in odious Scorpio, you maintain your disguise while your masters, thinking you have fled the palace in an attempt to escape the kingdom, set out in pursuit (see! It was a clever plan after all). As Mercury the messenger makes mayhem with mighty Mars and revolutionary Uranus, you and your gallant rescuer flee to the comfort of her/his attendant troops encamped not far away. This is all done with the mandatory amount of risks, narrow escapes and shooting. In the course of your rescue, she/he is shot and killed while you, on the other hand, are quite taken with the military personage from her/his country who snatches you from the jaws of death as the great Sol Invicti moves into Sagittarius.
Giant Jupiter now wrestles with underworld Pluto and a major diplomatic incident erupts between the evil kingdom and the now dead hero's own nation. As Venus the goddess flirts with revolutionary Uranus and mighty Mars while Mercury the messenger moves into Sagittarius and your solar seventh house, you're flown back to the bosom of your homeland. On the jet, you share a private compartment (and a few other less than private things) with the military personage who effected your rescue. All's well that ends well? I think not, tiny two-faced creatures! You return home to the old enemy, pensioners and the hitman, but with a new enemy now in pursuit. The evil kingdom will have revenge. Click here next month to learn your evil fate!
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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