Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Salutations, little hairdressing types! May your manes be groomed! May your claws be sharp! And may your bellies be as full as your heads are empty! Now that we have the polite introduction over with, let's get down to the vile and bitter prognostications for the month of fatuous February. The New Moon comes in vacuous Aquarius and your solar seventh house on the first day of the month, with potent aspects to mighty Mars in Sagittarius and your solar fifth house. You will find yourself bent on pleasure and personal gratification to the point where you see those around you as nothing more than the means to fulfill your desires, until they begin to hit you and tell you that they've had enough of your arrogant behaviour. With Mercury the messenger and Chiron the wounded healer in Capricorn and your solar sixth house, you'll simply bury yourself in work or exercise to avoid their criticisms. Then, when Mercury moves into Aquarius, heading to a meeting with mystic Neptune, you'll simply tell lies and say charming things to partners and close associates to worm your way out of any trouble you're still in. As mighty Mars then conjoins with powerful Pluto, you'll go back to your pleasure kick as though nothing has happened.
As the Full Moon comes in your sign, opposing revolutionary Uranus, your loved ones and close associates turn against you and as mighty Mars in your solar fifth house tests out sober Saturn in your solar eleventh house, your friends turn against you as well. They say nasty things about your hair and weight, make derogatory sounds when the horse you own wins at the races and throw things as they pass you in the street. With Venus the goddess now in Capricorn, you spend a lot of time alone, wondering why nobody likes you. Then, as the great Sol Invicti moves into Pisces and your solar eighth house, you either take a course in occultism to put a curse on your ex-friends or hire a sex slave to put up with your unreasonable demands. Till next time, little hairdressing types!
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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