Asperitus Casting Runes...
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And how's everything on your little island home, persons of the lion persuasion? Are you happy with the way that the birds of the air and the fish of the sea are obeying your every command? Not too many of them jumped into the cooking pot when you told them to, which was really annoying because you're quite hungry since no one's come to feed you. And, apart from the unsatisfied appetite, are you happy with the way the salt air is playing havoc with your precious coif? I suspect not. A bad hair day and an empty belly!
Fortunately, I'm far too far away to hear your resentful and bitter complaints since you managed to strand yourself on a Pacific atoll last month and haven't been heard from since. Are you wondering if anyone's missed you? We took a poll and it was 'no' by a landslide. So much for all that friendship and cooperation business that sober Saturn, lord of fateful reward is trying to teach you. You've ended up on a deserted atoll with the one person in life whose wishes you actually respect, yourself! And to top it all off, Venus the goddess is just moving into Cancer and your solar twelfth house of secrets and hidden matters and there's no one around to have an affair with! When the FULL MOON comes in Aquarius and your solar seventh house on August 4th, it brings challenging aspects to mystic Neptune.
If you feel like you're talking to yourself, you are. If you feel as though you're getting answers (especially intelligent ones), start to worry. There's something very very wrong. By August 5th when giant Jupiter and Venus the goddess conjoin in Cancer and your solar twelfth house, you might manifest a fantasy creature to fill your dreams with unspeakable romantic and erotic couplings such as only lions might desire. Strange things happen to the beast that lives alone.
When Mercury the messenger in your sign opposes revolutionary Uranus in Aquarius and your solar seventh house on August 10th, even more disturbing events transpire. Lonely and bored out of your brain, you begin a series of roleplays in which you act out the partnership dramas of your life. And when the great Sol Invicti makes the same pass on August 15th, you realize an extraordinary thing. It comes in a blinding flash, like a confounding spiritual vision. Other people actually don't always either like you or dislike you. Some of them neither notice you nor care if you exist at all. Eek! What can be said? Your life is changed forever on that fateful day as you're filled with a new spiritual humility, the like of which you've never known before.
By August 19th, as the NEW MOON comes in your sign with a swathe of fateful aspects, you feel ready to return from the abomination of desolation and resume your life as a new and whole human being. And, by one of those strange quirks of fate that only this lunatic universe can provide, a passing pleasure cruise picks you up from the atoll. This comes on August 22nd as Lady Moon in Libra challenges giant Jupiter in Cancer.
However, with Mercury the messenger in Virgo and your solar second house squaring both underworld Pluto and sober Saturn, they charge the earth for doing so and some of the passengers make slighting remarks about your salty locks. However, being a changed Lion, you take no offence, trusting in the certain knowledge that they will soon see the real you beneath the bedraggled appearance. They soon do and thus continue to make disparaging remarks. Whereupon, by August 28th, with Venus the goddess in your sign and Mercury the messenger challenging Chiron and mighty Mars, you ring up the cruise line head office and buy the boat. Then, with the great Sol Invicti making mayhem with mystic Neptune, you have the offending passengers put off on a deserted atoll somewhere in the Pacific. You explaining your reasons for this humbly and graciously as you do so and then continue on your way home to get back to your real life, all thoughts of roleplay far behind.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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