
Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Hail to you, O keepers of the sacred buttocks! With mighty Mars and Venus the goddess in Scorpio and your solar second house as the year begins, money will be the god of the Scales people. But perhaps it will be the jealous god, 'old testament' style, taking away most of what it gives in case your natural arrogance should overcome you. You may invest in bizarre creative schemes and either make a lot of money or lose it. You may also have a child steal your credit card and run away to live in Sweden. March sees revolutionary Uranus stir up your sixth house of work and health. You'll take up a strange new occupation or your co-workers will develop unusual addictions. You may become erratic in your daily routines and keep transferring your membership to different gyms till you find one where everyone likes you. I do so love a lost cause! In June, sober Saturn moves into Cancer and your solar tenth house. You'll either receive an increased workload with no promotion, have a dreary authority figure stand over you and tell you what to do or just find that working for a living is particularly tiring and thus will spend a lot of time wishing you didn't have to do it. Finally, in August giant Jupiter moves into Virgo and your solar twelfth house so you'll join a cult and submit to a spiritual teacher who'll criticize you all the time and put you on a weird and restrictive diet.
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 Aries, the Ram
 Taurus, the Bull
 Gemini, the Twins
 Cancer, the Crab
 Leo, the Lion
 Virgo, the Virgin
 Libra, the Scales
 Scorpio, the Scorpion
 Sagittarius, the Archer
 Capricorn, the Sea Goat
 Aquarius, the Water Bearer
 Pisces, the Fishes
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