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The Oracle of Bitter Truth for April 2001
PATHETIC PISCES...

Salutations to the fish-faces, one and all! If you've got any friends left after your whining and complaining of the last fortnight while Mercury the messenger moved through your sign, I'll be surprised. Nothing seemed to work out for you, did it? But then, does it ever, unless it's by blind good luck? You probably made a particular hash of the end of March when the messenger squared both Pluto and Mars in your solar tenth house, bringing conflict at work which you probably provoked with your incessant complaining and then fled from because of your usual inability to face up to things.

The first week of April will find you in the same position until Mercury moves into your solar second house of finances, allowing you to complain about money as well as how miserable your life is. We can hardly wait till the fourth week of April when Mercury moves into Taurus and your solar third house. Then you can start complaining to your neighbours about your siblings or to your siblings about your neighbours or complaining to both of them about the high cost of your telephone bill.

Venus the goddess has gone into reverse motion in your solar second house, putting a shadow over money matters anyway. She clashes with the Moon's Nodes as the month begins so don't go bashing the plastic or bludging off your friends at the moment. Opt for pursuits that have a creative or spiritual theme and a recreational nature. What's it going to be then, a game of strip Mah Jong? Ten green bottles played with real beer? Just read up on the list of famous Pisceans who died of an overdose before you make any defining recreational decisions.

The great Sol Invicti crosses Venus as April begins, reinforcing the focus on finance. He brings the FULL MOON on April 8th, lighting up your second and eighth solar houses and bringing tension to matters of financial partnership. Try not to have a row with your stockbroker and don't quarrel if the household kitty is mysteriously short of funds. This garish display of nocturnal luminescence puts increasing pressure on employment matters. Mars the warrior is raising hell in your solar tenth house of work and persons in authority. There'll be conflicts and difficulties involving work-related matters. If you feel like telling the boss to get nicked, go on! It'll give you a solid body or regret and resentment to work with throughout the balance of the month. The Sun then moves in the sign of Taurus and your third solar house on April 20th. Communication, travel and business become the focus for a time so try to get out of bed early enough to at least make a start on some of the things you have to do.

As the month begins, Jupiter, monarch of the Heavens is in Gemini and your solar fourth house, urging you on to that beautiful duck egg blue bathroom you've always wanted. But then Saturn follows after Jupiter at the beginning of the fourth week of April, promising the bill so maybe you'd better forget it. You might even think of moving into something cheaper. One or both of your parents may become a liability at this point so don't hesitate to have them put into a home for the bewildered. It'll be easier for everyone in the long run.

NEW MOON: The New Moon comes on April 24th in the sign of Taurus and your solar third house with a hard aspect to mystic Neptune, your ruler, who currently resides in Aquarius and your solar twelfth house of hidden matters and secrets. This could set off a cycle of confusion, but given your natural state, you may not even notice. Don't start an affair with a psychic nerve specialist or transport any mysterious packages given to you by an alcoholic longshoreman and all should be well.