Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Greetings, O ill-starred denizens of the realm of piscatorial tragedy! Hola to you for miserable March! Now, let's get on with the vile and bitter prognostications! A New Moon in your insufferable sign begins the proceedings so you will doubtless put aside the indulgence of last month by halving all your dosages and only using three boxes of tissues for your incessant weeping. You may decide to beautify your home, change your personal habits or enter a new phase of the struggle between your male and female natures.
As Venus the goddess moves into Aquarius and your solar twelfth house, you begin a secret affair. But then Mercury the messenger conjoins with revolutionary Uranus, giving you a serious case of back spasms after vigorous sexual activity. With mighty Mars in Capricorn, you are unable (because of your bad back) to aid a male friend who needs help. Your friend thus hits you and says he never wants to see you again. You find yourself weeping over these slights and setbacks until revolutionary Uranus enters your sign while the great Sol Invicti squares underworld Pluto. You've had enough, haven't you, you sorrowful little fishes. And you're not going to take it anymore! Under the aegis of a raft of tedious cosmic aspects, you throw tantrums, shout at your employer, eject an elderly relative from your home, purchase large quantities of designer drugs and then lock yourself in your bedroom to take them.
When the Full Moon comes in Virgo and your solar seventh house, you decide to become a sex-worker so that you can at least make money from the incessant tide of tragedy that washes through your love life. As the great Sol Invicti and Mercury the messenger move into Aries and your solar second house, you salt away considerable funds. However, as Venus the goddess conjoins with revolutionary Uranus in your sign, it turns out one of your clients is a casting agent for a film production studio. And, guess what little fish-faced tragedies! She/he wants to make you a star! Click here next month to find out how you can self-destruct on this mission.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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