Asperitus Casting Runes...
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What ho, little fish-faced tragedies! Greetings and welcome to jittery July! Last time, we left you determined upon bearing children so the wonder of you (certainly you do leave us wondering) will be preserved for future generations to admire.
However, there was also a nasty upset involving intoxicants and a staircase. And then there was a subsequent cover-up involving sacked staff, a tissue of lies and no small pretense that nothing untoward occurred. Even though you are now rich and successful, little fish-faced nitwits, one wonders if anything has changed. Perhaps the vile and bitter prognostications will reveal all. So let us have them!
A riot of appalling planets in neurotic Cancer and your solar fifth house launches proceedings. Thus continues your desire to propagate the species. You discuss the matter with elderly relatives, consult with gynaecologists and have sex with anyone who looks promising in the fertility stakes. In the course of gratifying such chaotic impulses, you fall in love (not with an elderly relative, or a gynaecologist, mercifully). But, as the Full Moon comes in Capricorn and your solar eleventh house, it turns out that she/he already has children, thus putting you in line for parenthood in an extended family if your plan is to advance.
Venus the goddess clashes with Chiron and you're called to your healing duties, interrupting your agonies about what to do with this newfound romance. But then Mercury the messenger clashes with nasty Neptune. Such are your agonies about what to do that you get intoxicated, render yourself unconscious and miss your schedule of appointments.
Come the New Moon in Leo, various members of your staff try to subtly explain to you that if you're going to be a famous healer, then you have to actually get out of bed and heal people. As mighty Mars turns retrograde in your sign, you throw a tantrum, storm upstairs and lock yourself in your room. Mercury's move into Virgo and your solar seventh house brings the reasoned arguments of associates to your door to encourage you to come out.
But, tragically, as Lady Moon then joins Mercury and moves on to clash with retrograde Mars, you respond by screaming, throwing things and setting fire to the curtains. It's business as usual at the palace of piscatorial tragedy. See you next month, little fish-faced nitwits and we'll see if your tears of remorse can put out the fire you've started. Until then!
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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