Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Greetings, centaur type persons! Are you keeping up with the drunken and lascivious behaviour for which your sign is legend? I hope so. Now, on with the vile and bitter prognostications for fatuous February! A New Moon comes on the first of the month in irritating Aquarius and your solar third house. You're charged with brilliant ideas and run off to start work on yet another lunatic scheme to save the rain forest or line your pockets or both. There'll be the usual belligerent enthusiasm and the complicated dealings with foreigners and legal people. Venus the goddess moves into Capricorn and your solar second house and your partner will complain about how much money you're spending on yet another harebrained idea. However, when Mercury the messenger moves on into Aquarius and your solar third house, you talk them down with your dazzling wit and just keep doing what you want to do anyway. Mighty Mars conjoins with underworld Pluto in your own sign, hurling you into a maelstrom of dramatic action as you proclaim your beliefs through public demonstration.
As the Full Moon then comes in Leo, opposing revolutionary Uranus, you end up in a war of words and a punch-up that sees you in trouble with the law. As mighty Mars opposes sober Saturn, you're arrested for hitting someone and carted off to jail. However, your partner says you can get yourself out or rot because the relationship's finished. Mercury the messenger then conjoins with mystic Neptune and you begin writing sad songs and poems about life in jail and working on the chain gang. However, they let you out in the morning when it turns out that the person you struck won't press charges as they were actually attending the rally in support of your views. The two of you then end up getting drunk together and bitching about life in general so loudly that you both get arrested this time and dragged back to jail. If only this had any meaning at all, little centaurs! Click here next month and I'll see if I can find a bit for you, in amongst the rest of the drivel.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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