Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Welcome my savage little centaurs! Greetings to the cowboys and cowgirls of concupiscence! Mythology paints you one and all as lustful, self-interested and constantly inebriated. Last month we left you devastated by the break-up of yet another relationship and incarcerated for yet another round of loud and violent behaviour so the myth could well be based on fact.
This month of miserable March sees a similar vile and bitter trend in the prognostications. The whole ghastly affair begins with an odious New Moon in sorrowful Pisces and your solar fourth house. You return from your time in prison with yet another inane resolution to change your ways and improve the quality of your life. Thus you move back home with your parents and start drinking secretly in your childhood bedroom. Mighty Mars moves into Capricorn and you're forced to obtain work in order to stop your parents nagging you about living off them. Then, as Mercury the messenger conjoins with revolutionary Uranus and Venus the goddess moves into Aquarius, you go out with your brother/sister and his/her friends. You then fall in love with a person of Swedish origin whom you meet while returning home on the public transport. However, as revolutionary Uranus moves into Pisces, your parents take up religion, largely to drive you out of the house, and invite and bevy of dancing nuns or flagellant monks to come and practice their devotions in your bedroom. Fortunately, your newfound love is from a wealthy family so you offer to marry her/him and move in. As the great Sol Invicti and Mercury the messenger then perform an obscene cosmic wrestling match, you discover that your new in-laws are as odious as your parents. They expect you to work for a living, keep your room clean, stay sober and shut up so they can get a word in.
When the Full Moon comes in Virgo and your solar tenth house, you find yourself packed off to a job in an office with a tasteless cut lunch and a serious injunction not to come home till you've done something useful. However, as the great Sol Invicti and Mercury then move into Aries and your solar fifth house, you sneak out of the office to drink and gamble with your friends and brag about your wonderful new life. After which, you go home and lie to your new family about what you've been doing all day. You also start buying lottery tickets and try to turn some of your appalling poetry into a hit song that will make you a fortune. Good luck, little centaurs! For luck is definitely required.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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