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Greetings cowboys and cowgirls! Refer to last month's forecasts for an explanation for this appellation. All that aside, you'll be out there today, marching with the socialists and waving the red flag as you try yet again to tear down the bastions of conservatism and overturn the repressive and bureaucratic regime of your country. Mayday calls! And you, the perennial revolutionary will answer that call. That's if you're not at the pub or out somewhere getting stoned with your mates. But then again, you could be out there on the other side, a staunch voice for conservatism and the powers that be, railing against the myrmidons of chaos and fighting to uphold the rule of law. In fact, it's something of a problem with you for the rest of us never quite know which side of the line you're going to be on. But that's just your wonderful, mysterious, inimitable self, isn't it! Now, let's get down to business!
Saturn the lord of fateful reward is in the sign of Gemini and your solar seventh house for some years to come, so you can expect everyone who's sick of the sight and sound of you to leave. They might go because they want to or because they have to or simply because they've actually found something more interesting to do than hang around with you. As astonishing as this may seem, the rest of us find it easy to swallow. So, if you don't want to end up old and lonely, you're going to have to change your ways. And that doesn't mean doing something different for the next ten minutes. This is Saturn we're talking about so the minimum measure is in years to the number of two. Communication is the key issue, so the first thing that you'll have to do is learn to listen to others. Now this doesn't mean you can go on doing what you always do which is listening with a view to working out how quickly you can pick a hole in their argument. Or, indeed, listening with a view to how quickly you can contradict them with some bizarre fact or quotation that nobody else in the world could be bothered remembering. And it also doesn't mean that you listen with a view to how quickly you can change the subject because you're totally bored by what they've said already. No, dear centaurs and cowpersons! This means that you'll have to listen with a view to actually hearing and attempting to understand what the other person is both thinking and feeling because they actually do have thoughts and feelings of their own. Now, this is such a massive issue for you to digest, I'll come back to the topic next month when you're out of hospital and over the shock of such a startling pronouncement.
The merry month of May begins with the great Sol Invicti and Mercury the messenger in the sign of Taurus and your solar sixth house of work. This means you'll just have to get down and do all the little annoying things bit by bit and there won't be any escape. However, giant Jupiter is raging in Gemini and your solar seventh house of partnership in opposition to dastardly Pluto in your own sign. Home will be a battlefield and work will be a bore! It just goes that way sometimes!
On May 6th, Mercury the messenger moves into Gemini and your solar seventh house so partners will have to be spoken with and listened to in just the manner that I have indicated above. Don't expect to get it right the first time. Venus the goddess is in Aries and your solar fifth house of pleasure and recreation, but she's squaring the Lunar Nodes, bringing financial pressure, probably from your own extravagance. You might not be getting on well with people, but you've never met a debt-collector you liked anyway, have you! While Jupiter and Pluto continue you to bring turmoil to your relationship sector, the FULL MOON comes on May 7th, to throw spanners in the works of your work. This will also produce the odd hidden enemy in the form of some woman who hates you for no apparent reason other than that she doesn't like the way that you do things.
Mighty Mars the warrior then turns retrograde (reverse motion) in your own sign on May 12th, so if you feel that your life is going backwards from then and for the next three months it probably is. Your plans will go wrong, you'll fall over your own feet, but your unflagging and occasionally irritating sense of optimism will get you through. Mars moves backward, partnering Chiron, the wounded healer, so there'll be lots of issues for you with regard to personal power that you won't be able to solve by simply bullying people or going out drinking and listening to music of some ethnic origin.
When the NEW MOON comes on May 23rd, making harmony with the Sun and Saturn, your mother or father will probably ring up and ask to move in with you which is fine because there's plenty of room now that everyone else has left. It's important to have someone to talk to when you get home, isn't it. And you don't have to bother listening to your parents. Well, you never did before.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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