Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Greetings, cowboys and cowgirls, wild keepers of the sacred herds! Are you still running around in ever-increasing circles, pronouncing loud and long upon every subject about which you know next to nothing? And, indeed, since this includes every subject known to either man or beast, it allows you a considerable range to work with. But I'm not here just to deride your personality (if it could be described as such) and assassinate your character (if you actually have one)! No indeed! I, Asperitus, the oracle of bitter truth, am here to prognosticate upon your unfortunate and miserable future. Thus, I will do so! Welcome to the scourge of September, centaur-type persons whose interests are drunkenness, wild talk, lewd behaviour and philosophy (this last one is in the books on astrology even if it's not in evidence in your behaviour).
So there you are, little cowpersons, driving around in your new Range Rover, collecting outstanding debts from the lowlife you once drank with at the pub or met at 'Save the Rain Forest' meetings, all the while accompanied by a lowering storm of a man known only as the terminator. You lead an exciting life, do you not! And, as well as that, you're making money, in this instance from the misfortune of others, but in my humble opinion this is a proper and acceptable means of recompense for effort. If it weren't for the misfortune of others, I would neither be writing this drivel nor would you be reading it. As the month begins, Mercury the messenger is in Libra and your solar eleventh house so all of your friends (I use the word in it's loosest sense) are talking about you and the new path you're on, executing financial justice as one of the myrmidons of the corporate world.
But, come the FULL MOON in Pisces and your solar fourth house, the great Sol Invicti moves on to square underworld Pluto in your own sign and sober Saturn in Gemini and your solar seventh house, there's trouble. In the process of collection of a video hire debt ($5 outstanding plus a $200 collection fee), the terminator turns ugly with an elderly person who turns out to be an aunt/uncle. It's all business to you, but your partner takes offence at the inhumanity of the treatment even though you promise to take care of the hospital bill. As the great Sol Invicti finally hits the square to sober Saturn, lord of fateful reward, on September 7th, your partner leaves you because of your new attitude (personally, I think the old one stank as well but there's no accounting for taste). By September 8th, mighty Mars the warrior has moved into Capricorn and your solar second house of money and finance so you're steaming ahead for profit. However, as giant Jupiter, monarch of the Heavens is tussling with Mercury the messenger at the same time, all your friends are talking. This must mean they're doing it behind your back because, if you were there, they wouldn't get a word in.
Come the middle of the month, giant Jupiter makes cosmic mayhem with underworld Pluto and you discover that your now ex-partner has also pulled the plug on the family finances (actually it was her/his to begin with). But with Venus the goddess opposing revolutionary Uranus, you decide you'll just expand your business to compensate for the loss. The NEW MOON comes in Virgo and your solar tenth house on September 17th and you open up the doors to a new agency, training other persons to collect monies while the terminator trains other people (if such they can be called) to terminate. The EQUINOX comes on September 22nd. As the great Sol Invicti moves into the sign of Libra and your solar eleventh house, you think, little centaur-type persons, that you've found your place in the human community and all your dreams will be fulfilled. We shall see!
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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