Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Greetings, O mighty rulers of the anus and betrayal. Last month we left you in a 'high risk' situation as an elderly auditor attempted to track down the predictable irregularities in your book-keeping. This was of course after you had effected a somewhat cynical and callous marriage to advance your professional situation. Why is it always the same old thing with you, little stings-in-the-tail? Does the fixity of purpose of your odious sign never allow for anything new, unless it is a matter of life and death? Oh well! I'd better get on with this drivel before the medication wears off.
Of course, you order a body bag and have the auditor killed while you're drinking at a party (the perfect alibi) during the New Moon in odious Pisces. You also successfully time a secret sexual encounter to coordinate with the moment of his death so you may enjoy both of these illicit doings to the full. Let nothing be wasted, little stings-in-the-tail! During a raft of tedious astrological aspects, you move to a better home, buy a new car, remove everyone who gets in your way and decide (as revolutionary Uranus moves into Pisces and your solar fifth house) that you will, from hereon in, live for pleasure alone. Given the nature of your pleasures, we should all be very very afraid! With the great Sol Invicti squaring underworld Pluto, you dispose of the fortunes of several prominent people in the racing game and the entertainment industry by adding them to your own without telling the proper authorities.
By the time of the Full Moon in Virgo, you're so rich and have so many people pretending to be your friends or wanting to have your children, it's sickening. However, that doesn't stop you. As the great Sol Invicti and Mercury the messenger move into Aries and your solar sixth house, you decide to go into business, by selling the sexual favours of those close to you to those who want to get close to you. Is this it, little rulers of the anus? Are you monarch of all you survey or will the house of cards come tumbling down because of your pride and arrogance? Click here next month to find out.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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