Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Greetings, insectoid travesties! Hola to all you zeroes, both the first and the last on a scale of one to ten! We left you last month indulging in the one true passion of your revolting species, personal gratification at the expense of all around you so as to know the power of ultimate control. Of course, we must add deception to the cocktail to satisfy the artist lurking in the darkest reaches of your inner being.
The great Sol Invicti clashes with nasty Neptune and you are monarch on the throne of the Church of primal passion. Whatever you name yourself, the gullible public (and that's all of them by the way) believe you to be. Thus you name yourself mighty one, prepossessing one, the source of all earthly and spiritual delights. When Mercury the messenger then challenges mighty Mars, you hit upon (literally and metaphorically) a startling idea. These postures that you teach to your selected faithful to inspire their ability to prophesy, why not record the prophetic utterances that come from this postural excitation and thus release to the world the ecstatic music of the passions you inspire? None but your inner sanctum will know the truth of how this comes to be, will they, insectoid types!
Come a raft of tedious heavenly aspects followed by the Full Moon in imbecile Aquarius, you equip your home as a recording studio. You provide silk bonds, whips, chains, drugs of stupefaction, pincers, a set of delicate silver pins and, of course, the sound gear and you're ready to rock and roll. Mercury clashes with underworld Pluto and the screaming begins, with profits to roll in shortly after the waves of personal fulfillment that you feel. A gaggle of irritating planets gathers in fatuous Leo and your new venture is an instant success. The first CD, THE EXQUISITE AGONIES OF FAITH is followed by GREGARIOUS RANTING and the cult hit, THE CUTICLES OF ECSTASY (involving, of course, adept usage of the silver pins).
You and your cult of primal passion come to the pinnacle fame as the jolly Jupiter and the New Moon come in odious Virgo and your solar eleventh house. Your greatest triumph is a live concert, broadcast to the world, where you work your magic with a series of bending or kneeling acolytes from a sanctuary hidden behind a series of dark velvet drapes, the screaming accompanied by the London Symphony Orchestra.
What power can hold you back now, little stings-in-the tail? As the great Sol Invicti clashes with mighty Mars, world leaders fallen from grace seek your guidance. As Mercury the messenger turns retrograde, old friends with whom you've fallen out seek to reconcile with you. This even includes the one whose lover you provided with Tiger Balm condoms to avenge a slur the unfortunate individual had made against your person. And, the real joke of this is that you tell all these past friends that you forgive them and they actually believe you. How sweet could revenge be now? Click here next month and see who takes revenge on whom!
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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