Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Greetings, insectoid travesties! I trust you have been fully occupied with the business of pleasure and pain since we last spoke. That would be the pain of others and the pleasure you take in it, if everything is proceeding normally in this benighted universe ruled by insane gods. With mighty Mars and Venus the goddess in your sign, you'll be force to be reckoned with in 2003, gratifying your desires as your disport yourself with a mysterious glamour. And, when revolutionary Uranus moves into Pisces and your solar fifth house in March this year, we will see you indulge in an orgy of physical pleasure and financial speculation. Your creative energies will give birth to eccentric children or a host of weird and wonderful creative projects. Then, when sober Saturn moves into Cancer and your solar ninth house, you'll make a desperate effort to find some meaning to life (after all this indulgence) and try to make peace with your god. Either that or an elderly in-law needing care and attention will move into your home. Finally, giant Jupiter enters Virgo and your solar eleventh house, bringing you a raft of new friends and a desire to do only good in the world. I must ask the doctor to change my prescription. I think I'm losing touch with reality.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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