Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Greetings, little myrmidons of the underworld god! How goes it, poisonous rulers of the human genitalia? Stung anybody to death lately with your acerbic insights? Or are they all still too scared to come near you?
Well, that wasn't the case when we left you last month. There you were, set to launch the glorious new cult of Feedmibeast the First. All had initially gone well. There was the requisite amount of rivalry, betrayal and underhand dealing with plenty of mindless adulation and a few secret liaisons thrown in. And all this before things had really got off the ground! What more could the incipient divinity require? But then it all began threatening to go horribly wrong. So, my irritating arachnids (you are a near relative of the spider, remember)! Let us begin the vile and bitter prognostications for the month of noxious November!
The FULL MOON enters your life like an assault force as the month gets underway. Lady Moon in Taurus and the great Sol Invicti in your sign clash with mighty Mars and revolutionary Uranus while the latter pair conjoin in your solar fourth house of home and family. Your worst fears are realized, of course, as the members of your family (and their weird friends) make mayhem at your inaugural cult meeting, jeering and heckling, and also handing out nude baby pictures of your good self for all the audience to laugh at. You'll never be able to channel now, not with all this imbecilic merriment creating the kind of low vibration that can only obstruct your higher powers. In a sterling and dramatic response to the crisis, you decide not to have the offending parties removed (by violence) from the hall. Rather, you feign illness and delay the debut, promising to return as soon as your health is recovered.
Meanwhile you send your inner sanctum of followers out among the audience of potential cult members to allay their fears. As you leave the auditorium, apparently white and shaking, you're counting out the number of body bags you require in order to properly take revenge. After all, families are replaceable whereas loss of face and personal composure is not. If those who are always trying to taunt you would just learn that! As mighty Mars conjoins with mystic Neptune in your solar fourth house, you invite those who've earned your wrath to a private dinner party at the secret headquarters of your cult. There you drug them, have them bound securely and locked in a cellar for some satisfying torture at a later date. It's so much more fun if everybody has to wait for it!
As Mercury the messenger and Venus the goddess enter your own sign, heading for tension with mystic Neptune, your prisoners begin to beg and plead for their lives, feigning remorse as they whine and cry. Even when you gag them, they look at you with those pleading 'cow' eyes when you come into the room to gloat. You start thinking about blindfolds as well but when the great Sol Invicti clashes with revolutionary Uranus, you're momentarily distracted as one of the secret liaisons you've acquired in the course of your cult activities becomes difficult and has to be put firmly in her/his place.
But, with tension between a NEW MOON in your sign and revolutionary Uranus, you suddenly decide to allow your captives to live, but only underground. They will become your secret family while you come and go to complete your cultish tasks in the world above. They will remain bound and gagged, except at your pleasure. What jolly fun that promises to be! So, while mighty Mars, Venus the goddess and revolutionary Uranus crash about in a lascivious manner in the Heavens, you settle matters in the underworld and then return to the plan for the inaugural meeting of the cult of Feedmibeast the First. Giant Jupiter and underworld Pluto support it. And, with the great Sol Invicti in Sagittarius and your solar second house, it's about time you got down to the business of making real money. Gratification of the senses is all very well, but it's no real fun if you don't get your hands on other people's money while you're being sensually gratified. See you next month, little godheads of the gonads!
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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