Asperitus Casting Runes...
How are things in Hell this month, little poisonous members of the arachnid family? Does burgeoning godhead suit you? Are you looking forward to having full power of life and death over others instead of just killing the people you dislike and hiring other people to help you cover up your crimes?
Or perhaps it's the instruments of torture that attract you? After all, there's no need for death when there can be the endless agony of a life prolonged in the throes of excruciating pain. This second option perhaps more truly reflects the odious nature of your sign and teaches us an essential truth as to the nature of the insane world we inhabit. But, alas! There is no time for the gentle art of philosophy and the considered discussion of the human condition. No, little gods of the genitalia! We must get on with the vile and bitter truth for the month of deleterious December. It is time to prognosticate!
A FULL MOON in the fatuous and irritating sign of Gemini sets the month in motion, bringing a bright idea to the cosmos of your tiny but complicated mind. If you're going to keep these family members and friends imprisoned in the cellar, feeding them in between the bouts of torture and sexual exploitation, then why not put them to work so that they can earn their keep as well. What's wrong with a little enforced prostitution? After all, it's a strong tradition in regard to cult followings. So let it be written! So let it be done!
As Venus the goddess enters Sagittarius and your solar second house of finances, this new income stream is already in place and working well. And, as you already have the inner sanctum of your following to police the operations, you don't have to do anything yourself except lie back and enjoy (or compel others to do so). Of course there is the odd little matter of the few neophytes who object to such inhumane treatment. But as Mercury the messenger and the great Sol Invicti cross swords with underworld Pluto, you simply kill them and dispose of the bodies in the furnaces of your now impressive cult headquarters.
When mighty Mars moves into Pisces and your solar fifth house, it's pleasure unrestrained for you as against the chorus of wailing, moaning and ecstatic suffering from everybody else. A suitably constructed life! Of course, you have to employ a few more people to handle the accounts, but Venus opposing Saturn handles that quite well. The troubling moment comes when Chiron the wounded healer moves into Capricorn and your solar third house. As you're going about the daily business of torturing the incarcerated and helpless, you begin to wonder if you couldn't somehow communicate with them in such a way as to ease the very pain you've inflicted. After all, you always did like the idea of being a healer. This would also be a good practice to institute for the now rescheduled cult meetings. Miraculous healings! It has a good ring!
As Venus the goddess conjoins with underworld Pluto and the NEW MOON comes in Sagittarius and your solar second house, bringing a solar eclipse, you experiment with spiritual pain relief on several of your family members for whom you retain a certain fondness. As the effects are remarkable, you decide to shift the orientation of the cult of Feedmibeast the First to that of a cult of faith healing. As a great number of heavenly bodies too tedious to enumerate now move into Capricorn and your solar third house, you find that business booms. While mighty Mars tests sober Saturn, you up the ante on the torture for your least favoured prisoners to see what kind of miracles you can really accomplish. They're pleasing beyond measure.
As mighty Mars clashes with underworld Pluto, you push the boundaries as far as you can. You declare the cult headquarters to be a house of sacred prostitution where all must serve the entity of Feedmibeast the First in return for the gift of miraculous healing. What ructions will this cause, myrmidons of the underworld god? Come back next month and see!
Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes