Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Salutations, things of horn and hoof! May your thick hide ever be fodder for the boot-makers of the world! This month, a ghastly New Moon in odious Aquarius and your solar tenth house brings a new start in matters of employment (how fascinating that you have found something useful to do). However, this configuration is troubled by mystic Neptune, so you'll probably receive bad advice from a fortune-teller, get caught stealing money from the petty cash or over-indulge your bovine appetites and make yourself late for work. As Mercury the messenger and Venus the goddess trundle through lugubrious Capricorn, your in-laws will arrive to point out your failings while they eat you out of house and home. With giant Jupiter opposing mystic Neptune, one of them (the loud-mouthed academic or actor) will probably move in with his whole family, necessitating that you earn extra money to keep them. You'll end up working increased hours and spend a lot of time arguing with the office manager about the petty cash theft and talking about nothing in particular with work associates.
When the Full Moon comes in Leo, opposing eccentric Uranus, you will throw your relatives out into the street thereby causing a family feud that sees you cut out of the will. As mighty Mars conjoins with underworld Pluto in Sagittarius, you consult an occultist to put a curse on your family, but decide it's too expensive and go back to eating, drinking and having a lot of sex to suppress your feelings of rage and frustration. As sober Saturn moves forward again and opposes mighty Mars, you're forced to pay the petty cash money back and start legal action to see if you can contest the will. Just another month in your dreary, materialistic lives, my little bovine boofheads!
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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