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"Thank god it's all over!" cry the bawling bovinities (the most energetic thing you've done in an age). This of course is a reference to Saturn, lord of fateful reward, and his recent departure from your solar first house. Now you can stop pretending to wear the mantle of responsibility and go back to lying around like a big lazy log after working hard all day under the direction of someone who tells you what to do. After all, decisions are best left to those who like making them. This doesn't mean you're off the hook completely though. With the great Sol Invicti and Mercury the messenger in your own sign as the month begins, you'll have to do something to advance the course of your life. However, with Sol Invicti moving away from a square to nebulous Neptune in Aquarius and your solar tenth house, you won't have the slightest idea what that is, but you can spend a lot of time talking about it. Speculate but don't take any action. As you dance with the devil on Walpurgis Eve, don't accept offers from any drunken film directors or play cards with costumed anaesthetists. With Venus the goddess still in Aries and your solar twelfth house, they'll be bound to take advantage. And, if you wake up in the morning of May 1st still inebriated, make sure you watch out when you rush in late for work otherwise you'll fall over the water-cooler, break your collarbone and end up needing the services of that anaesthetist you met.
As the merry month of May gets underway, you'll still be wondering about how your life is going though, and if you need change of direction. Fortunately, such foolish notions will be lost in the wash when Mercury the messenger moves into Gemini and your solar second house on May 6th. Then you'll just get talking to people about money and how much your last phone bill was, forgetting about such minor matters as your life's direction and purpose. Though with the messenger passing over sober Saturn early in the piece, you might find yourself stuck at a bus stop, talking with a philosophy professor, nodding and smiling a lot because you can't understand a word he/she is saying.
With Venus the goddess now square to the Lunar Nodes, you're not doing well with people and relationships, and the FULL MOON comes on May 7th, bringing a startling intensity to your partnership sector. You may notice that your partner is gone and perhaps left some days ago. After all, you've been wondering why no one's been yelling at you to turn the television down. Either she/he's left for good (oh well!) or she/he suddenly arrives home, telling you she/he's been away for a week and complaining that you haven't made the bed or done the dishes! She questions you, quite loudly, asking if you're at all worried that you just don't seem to notice the things that normal people notice. She/he certainly is... et cetera et cetera. If you can come up with an answer, I think we'd all be interested. Unfortunately, you suggest sex as one of the only two options (the other is food) that you normally suggest in order to make amends and things just go downhill from there.
When mighty Mars turns retrograde (reverse motion) on May 12th, you'll have a sudden spending splurge, trying to make up for your past misdeeds (if the relationship's still on) or lashing out on food, drink and escort services (if it's over). You'll whack the plastic fantastic so much that when the NEW MOON comes on May 23rd in the sign of Gemini and your solar second house, you'll have to take a part time job to meet the payments. Try something simple like bus driving or bar-work so that all you have to do is take orders.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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