Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Tally ho and yoicks to all you irritating harridans of analysis and cleanliness! We left you last month as busy as can be with a new business, a new relationship and yet another irritating mission to improve the quality of people's lives by telling them what to do and the right way to do it. God! No wonder I can hardly be bothered to write anymore! Still, we must each of us attend to our tasks, little virginal nitwits. Yours is putting the world to rights. Mine is venting the spleen of my sublime irritation on the denizens of a benighted universe ruled by insane gods. On with the task then!
A New Moon in tragic Pisces and your solar seventh house sees your betrothal to this newfound love only to find the she/he is part of a family of recovering addicts. This is par for the course with the dependent sign of the fishes on the cusp of your solar seventh house but such is life! As Mercury the messenger conjoins with revolutionary Uranus, you find yourself inundated with business offers, opportunities and communications. As mighty Mars moves into Capricorn, you take up a new leisure activity, teaching tantric sex to bureaucrats. With Venus the goddess in Aquarius and your solar sixth house, you take on extra staff to cope with the rush. The great Sol Invicti squares underworld Pluto as revolutionary Uranus enters Pisces and your solar seventh house. Thus you move into the home of your betrothed and help her/him cope with his spirited but tragically dependent family.
A raft of tedious heavenly clashes sees you nag everyone there into doing what's good for them until the Full Moon comes, establishing your dominance over this group who stand, sit or lie so much in need of all the good you can do them. As the great Sol Invicti and Mercury the messenger move into Aries and your solar eighth house, you help your new family by setting up and managing an investment trust to sustain them through the process of recovery. However, you rather take a fancy to the fund manager that helped you do all this, so when Venus the goddess conjoins with revolutionary Uranus, you start an affair with her/him as you're bored with your fiancee's inadequate sexual activity and heavy breathing now anyway. What will come of these nefarious and illicit doings? If I'm awake next month, I'll try to think of something.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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