Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Hola to you, anal carping twerps of the virginal persuasion! Are you still sweeping crumbs from the carpet in your 'soon to be perfect' world? Or have you found something even more humble and banal to do, like polishing the toilet seat with orange oil or treating the garbage bin with an innovative alchemical brew of carbolic acid and lavender. Enough of this aimless tripe! Let's get on with the more pointed tripe, the vile and bitter prognostications for the month of jittery July.
As all manner of odious planets make unspeakable journeys through Cancer and your solar eleventh house, the great global healing network advances by leaps and bounds. The punishment motif is one of the more popular attractions and the benighted flock like ants to the honey pot of your regime of severity. Base desires are being curbed in all directions as Mercury the messenger and the great Sol Invicti cavort with nasty Neptune and Chiron the wounded healer.
Come the Full Moon in Capricorn, a strict regime is established among the growing cult of aspirants to the higher life. As Mercury the messenger moves into Leo and your solar twelfth house, you begin speaking in tongues, though not in the way you were fond in days of yore.
Increasing numbers of blind, infirm and insane (the general run of humanity) gather daily in the courtyard for your benedictions. In fact, as Mercury the messenger opposes nasty Neptune, you find yourself somewhat seduced by the power you wield, simple virgin folk.
All manner of planetary cavorting takes place in unspeakable Leo and you give yourself to the seduction of your apparent spiritual powers. Come the New Moon in that sign, mighty Mars turns retrograde in your seventh house and you decide, in your wisdom, the current cycle of punishment inflicted to curb the base desires is not enough.
Mercury moves into your sign and you tell the adoring masses you will have more, as will they. They roar their agreement (in an infirm sort of way)! Let the punishment begin! Click here next month to see if those clean bandages you put away last month will be sufficient for what you now have in mind. Until then, little anal carping twerps! Farewell!
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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