Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Hola and hooray, little carping virgin obscenities! What a year it will be for you! Revolutionary Uranus enters Pisces and your solar seventh house of partners in March, doubtless enabling you to find the partner of your dreams, someone from another planet no doubt, one orbiting a solar system entirely populated by creatures who think and act as you do. Ugh! For pity's sake, never introduce us, no matter how much you feel the urge to. Sober Saturn then moves into Cancer and your solar eleventh house of good works and other such imbecile nonsense. You'll doubtless form mature relationships with worthy people who want to contribute to the wellbeing of the planet and then set off on one of those unspeakable missions to save humanity that you're so fond of. With giant Jupiter moving into your sign in August, you'll rise in status and fortunes, getting the opportunity to be publicly humble about your success in that sickening way you have. God, I think I need to sleep now. I'm so very very tired.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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