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    VEXATIOUS VIRGO...

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    Hola and hooray, little carping virgin obscenities! What a year it will be for you! Revolutionary Uranus enters Pisces and your solar seventh house of partners in March, doubtless enabling you to find the partner of your dreams, someone from another planet no doubt, one orbiting a solar system entirely populated by creatures who think and act as you do. Ugh! For pity's sake, never introduce us, no matter how much you feel the urge to. Sober Saturn then moves into Cancer and your solar eleventh house of good works and other such imbecile nonsense. You'll doubtless form mature relationships with worthy people who want to contribute to the wellbeing of the planet and then set off on one of those unspeakable missions to save humanity that you're so fond of. With giant Jupiter moving into your sign in August, you'll rise in status and fortunes, getting the opportunity to be publicly humble about your success in that sickening way you have. God, I think I need to sleep now. I'm so very very tired.


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    Aries, the Ram
    Aries, the Ram

    Taurus, the Bull
    Taurus, the Bull

    Gemini, the Twins
    Gemini, the Twins

    Cancer, the Crab
    Cancer, the Crab

    Leo, the Lion
    Leo, the Lion

    Virgo, the Virgin
    Virgo, the Virgin

    Libra, the Scales
    Libra, the Scales

    Scorpio, the Scorpion
    Scorpio, the Scorpion

    Sagittarius, the Archer
    Sagittarius, the Archer

    Capricorn, the Sea Goat
    Capricorn, the Sea Goat

    Aquarius, the Water Bearer
    Aquarius, the Water Bearer

    Pisces, the Fishes
    Pisces, the Fishes

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