Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Last month, we left you poor virginal busybodies in a swoon as an ill-advised medication blanked out your consciousness, rendering you deaf to the solicitations of those who love and care for you (there must be at least one such, I suppose) and, more importantly, speechless. It was at this point (the speechlessness) that a resounding cheer went up from the eleven other signs. One moment free from your nit-picking criticisms is a draft of bliss from the otherwise bitter tankard of life. Enough of that! On with the vile and bitter prognostications!
As the scourge of September begins, you awake to find yourself in a trance-like state and confined to a hospital bed (Venus the goddess in your solar twelfth house opposing nebulous Neptune). With Mercury the messenger in Libra and your solar second house, you immediately begin to worry about the cost and if you're in the correct medical benefits table. You also worry that you may not be receiving the correct treatment and so begin asking everyone within earshot what they're doing, why they're doing it and what are the particular constituent elements of any medication you may be receiving. While you're on the subject, you also begin to make enquiries as to the treatment received by all the other patients and make some pointed remarks about the hygiene standards maintained by the hospital staff.
Soon after this comes the FULL MOON, bringing a handsome/beautiful doctor to your bedside. You immediately conceive a fascination for her/him. And, as the great Sol Invicti squares underworld Pluto and sober Saturn from September 4th, you begin plotting as to how you can have sex her/him while the nursing staff begin plotting as to how they can get you out as you're beginning to irritate them mightily. You solve the problem for them by checking yourself out. They simply weren't cleaning the bedpans properly and nor would they tell you which other patients had used the one they gave to you each morning.
Since your family won't have you at home again after last month's altercation over your 'imperfect world' support group, you decide to seek shelter elsewhere. And, with Mercury the messenger wrestling with giant Jupiter, monarch of the Heavens, you ask one of the members of your newfound group if you can stay with her/him and are well received into the bosom of this family of complaint and worry.
As mighty Mars moves into Capricorn and your solar fifth house at the same time, you also begin an affair with the doctor from the hospital, having sought her/him out under the pretext of needing further treatment. The irritation in your finger joints doesn't seem to have impeded your sexual performance although you do worry about the correct method of treatment during your many idle moments while your new sexual partner seems preoccupied with her/his own pleasure and fulfillment. In the mid-month, giant Jupiter creates cosmic mayhem with underworld Pluto and Venus the goddess opposes revolutionary Uranus. You feel the urge to call a further meeting of the Society of Worry and Complaint (now so called) and decide to break off the affair with your doctor after you discover that she/he is married (you knew that already) to a person of extremely unsavoury personal habits.
Come the NEW MOON in your sign on September 17th, you're the hygiene warrior on a mission once more. There'll be meetings! There'll be talk, all of which will focus on the shortcomings of the world. If you can't have global hygiene, perhaps you can simply create a tide of global anxiety as you urge the masses to worry about the unhygienic state of an imperfect world. When the EQUINOX comes on September 22nd, bringing the great Sol Invicti into Libra and your solar second house, you decide to look for work, as you need funds to support yourself on your crusade. Perhaps you'll look for two jobs! That way you could support yourself and begin a campaign fund. Perhaps it could be three jobs or four and you could be the world's most useful person! I think I'll go to sleep now. Wake me up when you're ready to read this kind of drivel for next month.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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