Asperitus Casting Runes...
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Greetings to you, O surface-wiping kings and queens of irritating criticism and neurotic humility. Oh, I forgot! You're not kings and queens! You're far too neurotically humble to rise above a natural station such as you normally occupy in anything like a grandiose and regal manner. You'd rather erode authority from beneath with the griping guerrilla warfare tactics you love than wield power from the top down, wouldn't you, little analytical agony bags!
How's the world these days? Still failing to live up to the insanely idealistic standards and fatuous ideals you love to espouse? Personally, I agree with you to some extent, although I would say that no sane person (and there is none apart from myself) would ever expect it to. We are not weeping and mourning in a vale of tears, little virgins! We are whining and complaining in a sea of irritation. Get used to it! Ger over it! If you don't like it, leave, realizing that the rest of us here would approve entirely of a course of action such as this. We'd call ourselves the Zodiac Eleven once you'd gone and we'd hold parties continuously and never clean up afterwards. As well as this, we'd never go to the doctor, never take medicines and never eat anything that's good for us either. So there! I suppose you want your vile and bitter prognostications now? All right then! As long as you promise to take them without making a face!
As odious October begins, Venus the goddess is in your sign, making cosmic mischief with underworld Pluto in Sagittarius and your solar fourth house. If it's been feeling a little like hell at home for the last five years, then this is why. It just means you clash with your family, probably fall out with them and begin a bitter enmity that will last several lifetimes. How this will be different from any normal family structure I can't really say, so there's no point in going into a phase of excessive worry about it. Just stick to force nine, your usual level. Mercury the messenger moves into a retrograde cycle so you'll probably find that none of those jobs you got to make all that money to fund your cause will last.
But when the FULL MOON comes in Aries and your solar eight house, you decide to take a job in a sleazy establishment or massage parlour as you won't give up on raising money to fund the Society for Worry and Complaint. However, when Venus the goddess then moves into tension with sober Saturn, lord of fateful reward, you find that you (or at least parts of you) are nearly worn out with all of these responsibilities. With the messenger going in reverse, you begin to wonder if you shouldn't give up trying to do good in the world and get a job selling beauty and haircare products. Then, as the great Sol Invicti makes mischief with giant Jupiter, your associates from the society rally round you and encourage you to keep up the good work. However, they make too much of a fuss (even though most of them are also of the virgin persuasion) and this puts you off even further. The Lunar Nodes change sign and heighten this clash between duty to the self and duty to the cause. As the great Sol Invicti conjoins with Mercury the messenger and wrestles with mighty Mars, you have a minor traffic accident. While little damage is done, the driver of the other vehicle is a military person who likes to dabble in the stock market. You immediately make contact of another sort, given how smart she/he looks in the uniform.
As Venus the goddess moves into Libra and the NEW MOON comes in that sign, you find yourself with a new job as a personal assistant and a new sexual liaison (very refreshing after that disappointing fling with the doctor). Mister/Ms Military is scrupulous clean and has an extraordinary technique with polishing buttons that you'd like to learn. As the great Sol Invicti moves into Scorpio and Mercury the messenger goes direct, you find yourself in a world of high-powered business dealings and regimented hours. As mighty Mars moves into Aquarius and your solar sixth house, you're on the move and on the ball. You're having sex, bathing, working hard and earning money like there's no tomorrow (I live in hope that there won't be but, sadly, I've been so far disappointed). But what's happened to your cause? Quelle horreur! Is all forgotten? Is there no mission to save the world or, at the very least, complain about that fact that it can't be saved? It's not as if I really care, but come back here next month and find out.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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